Song Parodies -> "I Am The Drive-Thru"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Highway"

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Original Performer:

"I Am The Drive-Thru"

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The Lyrics

Meat bovine and ketchuppy
Double cheesy, too long it's been
Golden arch in the cities
Come on... get your fill
Tommorrow come see me for a special deal

I am not your happy meal
I am the drive-thru
I am not your shake and fries
I'm super size

French and Chinese come to me
'Cause fries and pies call from the shelf
You put millions of miles
Under your heels
And never far from me you'll feel

I am not your happy meal
I am the drive-thru
I am not your shake and fries
I'm super size
I am not your evening binge
I am your bypass
I am not your greasy spoon
I'm globalized

I am not your happy meal
I am the drive-thru
I am not your shake and fries
I'm super size
I am not your evening binge
I am your bypass
I am not your greasy spoon
I'm globalized

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Guy - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Mac - DKTOS. The write looks good but I can't vote honestly. Is there a sample of this song somewhere?

I remember the first McDonald's that opened in Tachikawa in the late 1970s. It was an instant success. I also remember doing a car commercial over there and we shot all day and were starving at the end of the shoot. The film crew sprung for lunch. I was hoping for some yakisoba or something cultural. You guessed it, they gave us McDonalds. Dame desu'.

mac - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I didn't find a sample of it on-line, but it's a current song you can probably catch on the radio. They say there are more McDonald's per square km now in Japan than in America. And I've seen them in every Asian country I've visited.

Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I just love Audioslave-(especially "Like A Stone") & I think you did a great job here with the pacing.Just the fact that it's a sad sounding song (original) just added to your humor with this.Like it a lot. :-) And Guy,it's only a sample ('bout 30 seconds),but at least you can get a feel for it. :- ) (Sample of I "Am The Highway") http://www.buy.com/maxim/retail/product.asp?sku=60580138&loc=118 TC

mac - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Birgitta.

Birgitta - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

QW Mac. : )

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