Down over at Papa John's, a phone call so surreal
Domino's, right nextdoor, man getting behind the wheel

So it's time. It's just time'
Excuse me sir, in a hurry, and don't really give a care!
Have to beat this guy to someone's house and have the upper hand'

So it's time
'Cause I'm thinkin' pizza drive
There he goes!
Pizza drive
A stop light!

He passed by' He passed by'

On Route Four, drivin' fifty-five. Rival, catch me if you can!
I leave ya behind my bumper. Now, don't speed way too fast!

Policeman'
Respected customer, yeah he's a Papa John's fan!
He shifts his eyes quite slowly, wind blowin' through his hair

I pass by'

'Cause I'm thinkin' pizza drive'
Here I go!
Pizza drive
Into town

And we drive'
Side by side, oh my, oh my'
Race a tie. Oh my'

TV Reporter: "In this world, companies alone
And only one can lead until death and in death my friends.
We take one thing, and that one thing is pride.
Just don't call two at one time between the two that you love in which they so hate.
The consequence bearing on your conscience, both men just might die."

Pizza drive
Here we are
Pizza fight
In the yard

Pizza fight
Here we are

Don't you see we have problems here? Problems here right with you.
With you, with you
Problems here right with you!