Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Your Log Again"

Original Song Title:

"Whole Again"

Original Performer:

Atomic Kitten

Parody Song Title:

"Your Log Again"

Parody Written by:

Toby James

The Lyrics

Santa Claus did me up the bum
took out a condom, he said it was for fun
This is an affair
but it was my christmas present
then he showed his log again
And if you see me in my caravan
having orgasisms, doing the best of this I can
I like the dildo down
Baby I still want you to growl
and show me your longish log again

Looking at the golden dildo
worth 200 quid and i want it for next xmas
with some condoms, and another nice bum
You can show me your log again

your neck Tie is laying on my heart
with your naked smell, like you had done a fart
your bell-end makes me smile, if only for a short while
But you can show me your log again

For now I have a date
But baby if you change your mind
Don't be too late, cause I just need a few condoms
It's already been 5 bums
But you could show me your log again

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1009