Santa Claus did me up the bum
took out a condom, he said it was for fun
This is an affair
but it was my christmas present
then he showed his log again
And if you see me in my caravan
having orgasisms, doing the best of this I can
I like the dildo down
Baby I still want you to growl
and show me your longish log again

Looking at the golden dildo
worth 200 quid and i want it for next xmas
with some condoms, and another nice bum
You can show me your log again

your neck Tie is laying on my heart
with your naked smell, like you had done a fart
your bell-end makes me smile, if only for a short while
But you can show me your log again

For now I have a date
But baby if you change your mind
Don't be too late, cause I just need a few condoms
It's already been 5 bums
But you could show me your log again