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Song Parodies -> "My Tide Is Fine"
Original Song Title:
"The Tide Is High"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Atomic Kitten
Parody Song Title:
"My Tide Is Fine"
Parody Written by:
David Jensen
The Lyrics
"My Tide is fine"
My tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
I'm not the kind of guy
Who changes brands like that
Oh no
It's all the dirt on my clothes
That look so bad
But it's the way I clean them
That's good for me
I'm not the kind of guy
Who changes brands like that
Oh no
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
Number one
Number one
Everyone wants me
To change my brand
But I am happy dear
With my Tide
I'm not the kind of guy who changes brands like that
Oh no
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
Number one
Number one
Every time my clothes get dirty
I use my Tide to make them purdy
Every time that I get stains on me
I can't believe how Tide pleases me
But I'm not gonna take my chance now
With a product I don't know now
And you know I don't have much pressure
'Cause my Tide gives me so much pleasure
Everyone wants me
To change my brand
But I am happy dear
With my Tide
I'm not the kind of guy
Who changes brands like that
My tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
Every time my clothes get dirty
I use my Tide to make them purdy
Every time that I get stains on me
I can't believe how Tide pleases me
But I'm not gonna take my chance now
With a product I do not know now
And you know I don't have much pressure
'Cause my Tide gives me so much pleasure
My tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
I'm not the kind of guy
Who changes brands like that
Oh no
It's all the dirt on my clothes
That look so bad
But it's the way I clean them
That's good for me
I'm not the kind of guy
Who changes brands like that
Oh no
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
Number one
Number one
Everyone wants me
To change my brand
But I am happy dear
With my Tide
I'm not the kind of guy who changes brands like that
Oh no
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
Number one
Number one
Every time my clothes get dirty
I use my Tide to make them purdy
Every time that I get stains on me
I can't believe how Tide pleases me
But I'm not gonna take my chance now
With a product I don't know now
And you know I don't have much pressure
'Cause my Tide gives me so much pleasure
Everyone wants me
To change my brand
But I am happy dear
With my Tide
I'm not the kind of guy
Who changes brands like that
My tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
My Tide is fine
And I'm holding on
It is the brand that's number one
Every time my clothes get dirty
I use my Tide to make them purdy
Every time that I get stains on me
I can't believe how Tide pleases me
But I'm not gonna take my chance now
With a product I do not know now
And you know I don't have much pressure
'Cause my Tide gives me so much pleasure
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| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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David, what's up with you and cleaning products??? I give it 4's down the line. It was really close to 5's, but then the pacing started to go a little off.
I like to keep my songs clean. ;-)
Lol, ok.
This is really good, David. I like this better than other parodies of this song.
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