-> "Everything Goth"
Original Song Title:
"Fabulous"
Parody Song Title:
"Everything Goth"
The Lyrics
It's out with the light
And in with the dark
Good-bye little kids
Hello, new black start
A dip in the swamp
A trip to the cave
And days in my casket
the whole world according to goth
Goth?
Goth. Hit It!
Spiders imported from China
Bats imported from caves
Mummies imported from Egypt
And warm blood imported by slaves
Please don't send me the Black Plague!
Off with his leg! (goth girl bites slave's leg, slave screams)
I want everything goth
That is my simple request
I want everything goth
Mosquitos, leeches, and pests
I need a little frightening to help me get along
I need a little goth; c'mon, is that so wrong?
Fetch me my ruby amulet
Where is my black hooded cloak?
I need my protective bracelet
And then I can swim in the moat
I've got goosebumps like never before!
I want more!
She wants everything goth
That is her simple request
She wants everything goth
Mosquitos, leeches, and pests
She needs a little frightening to help her get along
She needs a little goth; c'mon, is that so wrong?
Frightening swamp
Frightening calls
Frightening plants
And even frightening dolls
Frightening fashion
Frightening rings
She's gotta have scary everything
Nothing cute or sweet
Everything's got to be scary
For me
She wants everything goth
That is her simple request
She wants everything goth
Mosquitos, leeches, and pests
She needs a little frightening to help her get along
She needs a little goth; c'mon, is that so wrong?
This won't do
That's a bore
That's insulting
I need more
I need I need
I need I need
I need I need...
I need everything goth
She wants everything goth
Bring me everything goth
Frightening eyes and that devilish smile
I like what I see
I like it a lot
Is this absolutely goth?
Everything goth
Everything goth
Absolutely...(Sharpay enters)
NOT!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.7 | |
How Funny: | 4.3 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 3 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 1 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 2 | |
| 2 | |
| 3 | |
|
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.