Song Parodies -> "I Didn't Steal Your Paycheck"

Original Song Title:

"Boyfriend"

Original Performer:

"I Didn't Steal Your Paycheck"

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The Lyrics

I am the timekeeper for my department at my employer. One of my duties is distributing paychecks to department employees, who work at various locations throughout the hospital at which I work. If an employee does not stop into my office to pick up his or her check by the end of the payday, those employees' checks must be returned to our payroll department, and employees can pick up their checks there. This song is based on an incident in which an employee was late in claiming their paycheck and jokingly accused me of cashing it and pocketing the money myself. It's all good, though—my department employees know I wouldn't really steal anyone else's paycheck, and this song is a fictitious account of what my reaction would be if someone really accused me of stealing their paycheck.

How ya been doin'? How ya been doin'?
Whoa, whoa,
Haven't seen ya round.
You didn't pick your check up on payday,
So, to Payroll I had brought it down.

How dare you accuse me
Of getting off scot-free,
And you're spreading some lies
I walked off with a prize,
But I'm honest, you know.
I would not take your dough!
No, no!

Hey, how long till the rumor fizzles out?
Don't let no bad rep get out.
I didn't steal your paycheck!
Hey, how long till you say that you are wrong?
Think you got it goin' on!
I didn't steal your paycheck!

Well, I'm sorry I was absent,
And that you came when my door was locked,
But your check is down in Payroll,
And when you go see their clerks,
They will have it in stock.
You just took a day off;
Your paycheck was not lost.
Go down to the first floor;
It'll be there for sure.
Don't go bitchin' to me
That you don't work for free!

Hey, how long till the rumor fizzles out?
Don't let no bad rep get out.
I didn't steal your paycheck!
Hey, how long till you say that you are wrong?
Think you got it goin' on!
I didn't steal your paycheck!
Hey, how long till you finally get a life
Instead of trying to ruin mine?
I didn't steal your paycheck!
Hey, how long till you're leaving me alone?
I should tell you where to go!
I didn't steal your paycheck!

Whoa, whoa, ha!
Whoa, whoa, ha!

Please don't tell the managers;
I don't want no abuse!
Don't be starting with me that I had cheated you!

Hey, how long till the rumor fizzles out?
Don't let no bad rep get out.
I didn't steal your paycheck!
Hey, how long till you say that you are wrong?
Think you got it goin' on!
I didn't steal your paycheck!
Hey, how long till you finally get a life
Instead of trying to ruin mine?
I didn't steal your paycheck!
Hey, how long till you're leaving me alone?
I should tell you where to go!
I didn't steal your paycheck!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha!
Whoa, I didn't steal your paycheck!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha!
Whoa, I didn't steal your paycheck!

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