Song Parodies -> "Pieces of Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Pieces of Pee"

Parody Written by:

Lira

The Lyrics

In the bathroom, I'm waiting
On the toilet, urinating
Squeezing and pushing it out
The toilet paper, it feels good
I love it, you really should
Use Depends or go weewee

Whoa...it's coming out so fast
I can hardly hold it in, make it last

Ohhhh
It seems like i can finally put
My butt on the seat
I like it when i pee
Ohhhh
My urine is the best part of my daily routine
I like the way it gleams
All the pieces, pieces,pieces of pee
All the pieces, pieces,pieces of pee

My bladder, is so full
I feel the cramps, they're so intense
My butt's starting to go numb
When i release, they go away
Makes me happy to feel this way
You know peeing is too much fun

Whoa...it's coming out so fast
I can hardly hold it in, make it last

Ohhhh
It seems like i can finally put
My butt on the seat
I like it when i pee
Ohhhh
My urine is the best part of my daily routine
I like the way it gleams
All the pieces, pieces,pieces of pee
All the pieces, pieces,pieces of pee

How do I know everytime i have to urinate?
Because it flows, it is something i don't hate
I hope it'll never go away.....yay!

In the bathroom, I'm waiting
On the toilet, urinating
Squeezing and pushing it out....

Ohhhh
It seems like i can finally put
My butt on the seat
I like it when i pee
Ohhhh
My urine is the best part of my daily routine
I like the way it gleams
All the pieces, pieces,pieces of pee
All the pieces, pieces,pieces of pee

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow, the title alone must have taken many seconds to think up. The chorus would flow a lot better if you replaced "My butt on the seat" with "My butt upon the seat". zZz for humour. Decently written, but(t) overall this is pretty BOG standard stuff! 413

Red Ant - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS but 455 anyway. The humor isn't so much in the parody for me as is the thought of having to excuse myself to the restroom every time I hear Ashlee sing. Better title though would have been ( IMHO ) " Feces or Pee? " ( I know that Feces and Pieces do not rhyme right, but they are close enough ). :)

Alyssa - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmmmm... So you love urinating...I didn't think it was very funny, but it was unique, so well done. I don't think anyone else would appreciate their urine as much as you. And maybe it's just me, but my pee doesn't come out in pieces. It must hurt a lot. 433

Andrew Darwitan - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL 544

Mike D. - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Great one!!! I was laughing through the whole thing!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! definite 555!!!

Orange Ant - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Quite possibly one of the worst parodies ever made, and it tries to get cheap laughs by saying "pieces of pee", which is physically impossible. Pathetic.

Nanook - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Where we live at the north pole, it freezes before it hits the ground, so it's not impossible.

Turquoise Ant - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment

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