Intro: Ain’t leavin’ without a sucker, no way!...
I’m sad right now…
I, I feel old
If you liked to paint, would you please put your finger in the air?

Chorus: Man, back in preschool
Got so darn hyper, I nearly fainted
I put a smock on
And had this one wall completely painted
Drank my juice, and ate my snacks
Got Juicy Juice and a Snack Pack
Got out by 3, Naptime’s at 10
Wake up and scream, then do it again
Man, I miss preschool

Verse 1: I wanna be in preschool for the rest of my life
Sit on circle rugs, and sing nurs’ry rhymes
Pajama Thursdays and Fridays were nice
And you get to leave for a couple of lice
So read me a book, one with a hook
This book is so scary, I can’t look
I am chef du jour, faux monsieur
Plastic food procured, to eat that is absurd
Don’t even care, don’t need to share
Better love my drawing, otherwise I‘m bawling
Time isn’t dead, dude, if you’re getting read to
Got out of bed and that’s where my head goes…

Chorus: That classroom was tight
Was full of color, that shit was genius!
I took the blocks out
And I had my tower half way to Venus
Drank my juice, and ate my snacks
Got Juicy Juice and a Snack Pack
Got out by 3, Naptime’s at 10
Wake up and scream, then do it again
Man, I miss preschool
Finger paintin’
Loved pretendin’
I miss preschool

Verse 2: I can’t give an adult excuse
But I can quote you a passage from Seuss
Um, yeah I don’t act like most adults do
“I do not like them Sam I Am!”
And you answer Mom with a yes ma’am
And don’t go near men with big vans
When it comes to Mary, had a lamb
And then when I go home, watchin’ Space Jam
Got a girlfriend
And you kiss her with your tongue
Even though you are just a little bit too young
Time isn’t crappin’ if you get a nap in
Woke up today and wishin’ this could happen

Chorus: My teacher was nice
And though she could have, she didn’t spank you
She made me laugh hard
And gave me treats for saying “thank you”
Drank my juice, and ate my snacks
Got Juicy Juice and a Snack Pack
Got out by 3, Naptime’s at 10
Wake up and scream, then do it again
Man, I miss preschool
Finger-paintin’
Loved pretendin’
I miss preschool

Bridge: Now, if all the children would please…
Turn your ears, as loud as they can
As loud as they can, and repeat after me
Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug!
Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug!
Paintin’! Paintin’!
Paintin’! Paintin’!
Shoes with no laces!
Shoes with no laces!
Shoes with no laces!
Shoes with no laces!
Stained pants! Stained pants!
Stained pants! Stained pants!

Chorus: (That classroom was tight…)
Man, I miss preschool, man I loved it!
(That classroom was tight…)
A’ight everybody, I got head back to work for a little bit
Man, back in preschool
Got so darn hyper, I nearly fainted (but after that you know what’s goin’ down)
I put some hats on (White House, Green Eggs)
And had this one wall completely painted
Drank my juice, and ate my snacks (See you there, you’re all invited)
Got Juicy Juice and a Snack Pack (Bring your friends, bring your mom)
Got out by 3, Naptime’s at 10
Wake up and scream, then do it again
Man, I miss preschool

Do I have to be the Head of State, or can I stay young for the rest of my life?