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Song Parodies -> "Homeless Man"

Original Song Title:

"Riot Van"

Original Performer:

Arctic Monkeys

Parody Song Title:

"Homeless Man"

Parody Written by:

Mike K

The Lyrics

ok, this isn't my favorite song, but you know, this just came to me whilst listening 2 it, so ENJOY!
Look at that homeless man
Dirty, smelly and unemployed
He must really be annoyed
Kicked out from his home, naughty boy

That bloke, he looks like shite
And he'd been pissed on by a cat
Not much food on his tongue
McDonalds thrown at hime just for a laugh
Just for a laugh
And he don't feel like talking
He just wants lots of cash from you
Shaking his tin in front of you
So he can go buy some new shoes

He's just a drunken bum
He's not a pretty sight to see
His bed is concrete ground
That really, really does look uncomfy
Thank God thats not me

There is the homeless man
To be that guy must really suck
And he's had all his money took
And he's been labelled as a crook
But he couldn't care less

There goes the homeless man
He's looking for food in the bin
I hope that some day he will win
And have a nice place to live in

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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 2   0
 3   2
 4   1
 5   4

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ddddd - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
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Willz - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah I'd say its the worst song on the album but this is a FUNNY parody! Nice pacing and rhyming.
jemaul b.k.a. rudy - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
that song is LAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you make better song then that one and I hope it be about booty meat
moeshatyler - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
his song was a piece of his song was lame .this is the worse song i ever heard.this is stupid but it was funnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!.lol
tmaster - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
do you know how many times i heard this song its not even in the numder grid your lame i'll rather a cat boo boo on my head than listen to your resardet i hate your stupid music never make music like that againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!********
mmoesha - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
you think this song is lame how ever this made this song there are lame and was stupid for acting out this out they are dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

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