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Song Parodies -> "Chocolate Milk!"

Original Song Title:

"Super Rad!"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Chocolate Milk!"

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The Lyrics

This is my first parody (and it would appear to be the Aquabats' first parody too), so please give me feedback. I did the best I could considering my having done this without any rewrites or quotes from the movie (many of which would have been quite bleepable).
I have a nerd friend
Who likes web humor
And found a great one
About a 9-year-old kid
With his Google Video
We waited for it to load

It was a clan match
But then you could hear
His mother trying to get him off
He doesn't understand why
Xbox Live is supposed to be bad
And why he can't get his drink

It's on its way, here it comes,
It's gonna be crazy
Watch him curse, one more time
Here he comes again...

He was yelling
And he was ranting
That his mother was being a jerk
He said he wanted chocolate milk
Didn't want a Mountain Dew
Said that he had changed his mind

But then his mother
Would not go get some
Of the tasty stuff the kid really wants
He said that she was lying
Because earlier she said that she
Would get whatever drink he wants


Chorus 2
All headsets go!
Soon his mom will know
The fury of attack, feel the wrath of the
Chocolate Milk, the Chocolate Milk,
Chocolate Milk!

And if his mom
Should get some Mountain Dew
He will yell, he will yell
I Want Choocolate Milk!


Chorus 2 twice

All headsets go
As we step into the battle zone
Feel the wrath of the mission codenamed
Brown Moo Juice, Brown Moo Juice, Brown Moo Juice,
Chocolate Milk!

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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 4

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Ravyn Rant - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, King Crimson and the Aquabats in the same day! Congrats on your first parody, Shakko. Your pacing needs work, but that's typical of new parodists. As for the funny factor, I felt like I was reading someone else's in-joke, so maybe there's something I was missing. Try some more, we all get better with practice!
Shakko - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
The inside joke is available on Google Video; just get on the site, search for xbox live or something like that and get treated to The Chocolate Milk Kid! It is available on other sites, but only as a download.

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