Aykroyd: *singing*
We are what we're supposed to be
Icons of fantastic comedies.
All hailing from Second City.
Make you laugh is what we aim to do.

Belushi: *singing*
We are the comic symphony.
People love our comedy you see.
When we perform it's quite a sight.

Chevy: *singing*
Our skills are inimitable.
We're out there and unpredictable.
Perform skits and jokes is what we do.
'I'm Chevy Chase and you're not' is what I say to you.

Murray: *singing*
We're basically what you call comic kings.
Doin' unbelievable things
When we perform it's quite a sight.
Live from New York, it's Saturday Night.

Aykroyd: *singing*
We are the comic heroes, oh-oh-oh.
We are the ones whose impact will last forever.
We came here to perform for you tonight.
And put on show stopping tunes for you all.
Here comes Phil Hartman, a legendary man (Phil: Thanks, Dan).
Welcome to a place called Second City.

Steve Martin: *singing*
Hi, i'm Steve Martin, i'm a wild and crazy guy.
Welcome to Second City.

Rick Moranis: *singing as he and John Candy test out the shrink ray*
With our shows you can't go wrong.
Just ask Lorne or my buddy John. (John Candy: That's right).
It's true, but just remember that
Make you laugh is what we aim to do.

Phil Hartman:
With gags and outrageous zaniness.
We bring you comic genius.
When we perform it's quite a sight.
Live from New York, it's Saturday Night.

Chevy: *singing*
We are the comic heroes, oh-oh-oh.
We are the ones whose impact will last forever.
We came here to perform for you tonight.
And put on show stopping tunes for you all.

Aykroyd: *singing*
Here comes Phil Hartman, a legendary man (Phil: Thanks, Dan).
Welcome to a place called Second City.
Here comes Steve Martin, a wild and crazy guy.
Welcome all to Second City

Bill Murray: *singing*
And Dan here is the man.
A ghost-busting soul-man.
Welcome all to Second City.

Belushi: *singing*
You admire us, you think we're hilarious.
Take it easy, don't be so delirious.
We're the originals, remember that.
Make you laugh is what we aim to do.
Make you laugh is what we aim to do.

Aykroyd: *singing*
We are the comic heroes, oh-oh-oh.
We are the ones whose impact will last forever.
We came here to perform for you tonight.
And put on show stopping tunes for you all.

Phil Hartman: *singing*
So everyone sit down.
It's time to have a laugh.
Welcome all to the place.
The place known as Second - Second.
Second - second, city.
City.