Spoken:

John Candy: Welcome to SCTV. Before we start we would like to play a little song for you.

Rick Moranis: That's right.


Andrea Martin: Got thar right Rick.

Eugene Levy:
When we're with John Candy at play
We'll keep all of your sadness away.

Rick Moranis:
Welcome to Second City
Welcome to our show
Where we do our funny routines.
What we make you laugh
I am Rick Moranis, one of the stars of this show.

Eugene Levy:
Well i am Eugene Levy
I'm a really charming guy.
We're glad you could show up.
Because our show's great you can deny.
It's our show, it's our show.

John Candy:
when we're on the air, on the air
We entertain, we entertain
Because i'm John Candy
And i'm sweet and obese.

Andrea Martin:
When we're with John Candy at play.
We'll keep all of your sadness away.
Because comedy is what we do.
And it's all so fun and cool too.
When we're with John Candy at play
We'll make sure misery is at bay.
Hi everybody, it's time to relax.
Just sit back and watch our show.

Dave Thomas:
Just look at the people
Who are watching us at home.
I can tell that they love us.
Our show is a sucess.
Because we are stars, we are stars.

Catharine O Hara:
When we do our routines
We do it with humour and pride.
Because we're on SCTV.
We're the stars of the show.
Come and watch our show.

John Candy:
We're on the air, on the air.
We're a hit, we're a hit, we're a hit.
Because we're on SCTV.
We're a sucess, a sucess, a sucess.

Joe Flaherty:
When we're with John Candy at bay.
We'll keep all of your sadness away.
Because comedy is what we do.
And it's so fun and cool too.
When we're with John Candy at play
We'll make sure misery is at bay.
Hi everyone, it's showtime.
Because we're the stars on tv.

Eugene Levy:
We are the stars of this show
We are friends on SCTV.
And we love to act for you.
And we're just glad you came.

Rick Moranis:
We are stars that's what we are.
On our sctv comedy show
Stay here and enjoy, and enjoy, and enjoy.

Robin Duke:
When We're with John Candy at play.
We'll keep all of your sadness away.
Because comedy is what we do.
And it's so nice and fun too.
When we're with John Candy at play.
We'll make sure misery is at bay.
Hi everyone, we're on the air.
Our show's a hit, and we're the stars.

Rick Moranis:
Cause we are the stars of the show.
And we want to entertain you.
We hope you are happy.
We are glad that you'll stay.

John Candy:
We are superstars
On SCTV that's our show.
Sit back and watch our show, watch our show, watch our show.