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Song Parodies -> "Tree Slapper"

Original Song Title:

"Tree Hugger"

Original Performer:

Antsy Pants

Parody Song Title:

"Tree Slapper"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

The flower said, “I wish that tree was dead,”
The tree said, “How about instead
I wish a guy named Fred
Would squash your puny flower head”

The cat came up with his wish quick
And wished the dog was a fishstick
He had him a delish picnic
Then licked himself in bed

And in the fishstick is a fish
A fish that has a secret wish
A wish to meet a chick named Trish
With a huge spanking fetish

And in the fishstick is a fish
A fish that has a secret wish
A bootylicious dish named Trish
With a huge spanking fetish

And the spanking
Would be consensual,
Sweet love
With a fishstick
And the fishstick
Would not be lonely,
He’d be spanking Trish
And crossing her off his wishlist

Ollowfay the ainbowray
Akemay omesay ishesway
Ilewhay I am ingingsay
Tres impressive en Francais

Bonjour mon café au lait
Fromage a la macrame
Laissez-faire du crème brulee
Soup du jour touche

And the candlestick said,
“I wish I had arms
So I could steal those Lucky Charms”
“You feelin’ Lucky, punk?”
Said the leprechaun
“This box is filled with orange stars
And I can throw them ninja-hard
You would not get far
So do not gank me Lucky Charms”

The rainbow said, “I wish I was some cheese”
The cheese said, “Make me, pretty please
A swarm of killer bees
To terrorize celebrities”

The catbox wished that it could fly
Over that Verizon guy
“Can you hear me-- AAAAH!” he’d cry
‘Neath the cat feces

And in the feces is a fish
A fish that has a secret wish
A wish to slap the lyricist
Who writes weird crap like this

And in the feces is a fish
A fish that has a wicked itch
To smack down like a little bitch
This quirky lyricist

And the smackdown
Would be an offering
Of true
Public service
And the public
Would be so grateful
I be gettin' slapped
Completely freakin' quirkless

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 21

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   6
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   15

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Matthias - March 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Somebody must have been watching Juno. This song was annoying, very very very annoying and probably the weirdest song that I've ever seen you do. So good job on that account, although I would rather have a catbox fly above my head then have to listen to this song again. Really, really, really random lyrics (Just like the original)
Mark Scotti - March 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Pulled this one off beautifully, Claude! Great parody!!
Jack Wilson - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
kevin - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
dkos youtube'd it and wtf sounds like dr suess not a big fan but on the other hand the parody in a sense of a parody 555
Silver Power - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
[SOTM] This parody made me laugh at many parts... The Verizon part killed me.. 'Can you hear me AHH!!'. Amazing, 5s.
Arwen - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...totally quirky, weird, and totally funny. Bees are huge fear of mine...but if they're terrorizing celebrities, I could cut them a break. =) EXCELLENT job!
Mark Scotti - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTH - The second read was even better than the first. A "cut" above the rest...
Peter Andersson - April 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Last on the SOTM list was intentional, right?
Matthias - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Crazy stuff here Claude. I really liked it although I didn't care too much for the original song, Juno didn't really have the best soundtrack in the world.
Below Average Dave - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Making love with a fishsticks, that makes my character look normal. . .wow Claude that was insane, and the french part you did. . .just wow, TOS, the original artist must have thought it was cute, but you did a number on it.
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Holy cow.. I wish there was a huge font for a great big WTF???

...and I thought choosing first place was going to be easy. You bastard. ;-)
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This parody started off weird, then went into the bizarre, then it just grabbed the largest bong it could find and smashed the fourth wall into tiny pieces, and then snorted up the pieces like cocaine. In other, less mad words, I likee. 555 for you!
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
A weird, bizarre, surreal song. Funny, head-scratching stuff!
To Serve Man (The Cookbook) - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I am so glad I youtubed this before reading your version. So the weird song is well... um... awful. But this was REALLY hysterical!! From the spanking fetish to the Pig Latin to the 25 Random French words to the cat feces and gank me Lucky Charms.... this was really really funny stuff! It's August... please don't make us wait for Christmas parodies!
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Slapping funny...
Agrimorfee - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) In the words of Ace Ventura: "Alllll RIGHTY then!" Can I have some of that stuff you ingested? WOW.
Arwen - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTY...still hate bees...still love this...=)
EmiLoca - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
What. The. Fack. I think I like this? Haha this was the weirdest entry by far but it's somehow also one of the best in my opinion for skewering the original and sheer "how the hell did this work" factor.
DJ Blaze - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I echo Emi's comment. 555
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
See above
Invisible Boy - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
why am I thinking "Picture yourself in a boat on a river..."

Anyway...eatgray objay...ootay unnyfay

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