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Song Parodies -> "Before You Bowl"
Original Song Title:
"Wicked Soul"
Original Performer:
Another Black Day
Parody Song Title:
"Before You Bowl"
Parody Written by:
MDanel93
The Lyrics
This song is a tribute to the frustration we all feel when the people bowling next to us need a little lesson in etiquette.
Here I am alone
All ready to bowl
Even found a ball that fits my fingers
Look on to my right
Teenagers, my fright
I doubt they know their bowling etiquette
I start to go
But so does he
Oh! Makes me gutter it
(Chorus)
Yeah, will you wait before you bowl?
And I swear that I won't kill you
Yeah, will you pause before you roll?
And I swear that you'll stay alive
I'm up to frame eight
Not doing so great
Have more gutter balls than spares or strikes
Fighting for my pride
Break sixty I'll try
Just as long as he stays put over there
I start to go
But so does he
Screws me up again
(Chorus)
Yeah, will you wait before you bowl?
And I swear that I won't kill you
Yeah, will you pause before you roll?
And I swear that you'll stay alive, oh!
Yeah, yeah!
(Chorus)
Yeah, will you wait before you bowl?
And I swear that I'll chill
Yeah, will you pause before you roll?
And I swear that you'll stay alive
Spare me
Spare me
Yeah!
Wait before you bowl...
All ready to bowl
Even found a ball that fits my fingers
Look on to my right
Teenagers, my fright
I doubt they know their bowling etiquette
I start to go
But so does he
Oh! Makes me gutter it
(Chorus)
Yeah, will you wait before you bowl?
And I swear that I won't kill you
Yeah, will you pause before you roll?
And I swear that you'll stay alive
I'm up to frame eight
Not doing so great
Have more gutter balls than spares or strikes
Fighting for my pride
Break sixty I'll try
Just as long as he stays put over there
I start to go
But so does he
Screws me up again
(Chorus)
Yeah, will you wait before you bowl?
And I swear that I won't kill you
Yeah, will you pause before you roll?
And I swear that you'll stay alive, oh!
Yeah, yeah!
(Chorus)
Yeah, will you wait before you bowl?
And I swear that I'll chill
Yeah, will you pause before you roll?
And I swear that you'll stay alive
Spare me
Spare me
Yeah!
Wait before you bowl...
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