-> "2am And Im Still Awak With Food Poisoning"
Original Song Title:
"Breathe 2am"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"2am And Im Still Awak With Food Poisoning"
The Lyrics
2am and she naggs me cuz i havent ate
hey i dont want to eat that nasty steak
and my stomach
will just launch up all of my acids
yeah i ate all your pork so unaware
ill be sick
and i dotn have no pepto bismal tonight
hypocrit said this food was the best for the season
cuz i cant eat a snack
without turning blue and ill
and life hands a big mac right at mcdonalds
no i cant confine the ham girl
cuz if i do
i hold my stomach
i heave
my food
oh i heave nasty
oh she gave me some big lunch
had a bacon sandwich
just today
took a big bite and i havent
felt any better since maybe october of last year
oh yeah you can tell im not well for a while
and my god its so putrid when i throw up chunks
nasty food
maybe ill go on a diet
chorus
ate junk food and listing to anna nalick
this food is so old now i am real sick
its the wreck of the day
im feeling ill again
baby im soo down
2am and im at my big physician
if he writes my symptoms on paper
its so long food inside of me
just make me throw up the bolony
and i see my docter write a prescription
more longer than annes diary
explaining my meds
and i know i nned to use them
when i get something to munch on
cuz i get really sick
from the food on the table
and my wife gives me broccile thats smells like a camal
no one can find the right circumfrence girl
of the food pyramid that i need
i need
to eat healthy
cuz i have
food poisoning
oh i need
surgery
cant eat
cant eat
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