2 AM and he calls me, 'cause he's drunk again.
"Can you pick me up, bro?"
"Thanks, you're such a good friend."
"Too much Smirnoff, or maybe those bottles of Jäger."

I arrive at the Bar a few minutes to late.
Got a call that said he no longer could wait.
"Met some Frat dudes, they're throwing an
All night long Kegger.

Well, you can't miss him drunk;
And you can't find him sober.
And there isn't a morning he isn't hung over.
Don't try to find a good wine bottle, Girl.
'Cause I rest you assure it's be tapped.

...Binge. Just Binge.
Binge. Just Binge.

In may he turned Twenty-One, so we took him for shots.
Kid, wound up drinking his own weight in Schnapps.
Met a woman..well, as of November of last year.
Ain't a liquor he hasn't chugged down in style.
Ain't an underage girl he ain't seen go wild.
Ain't a toilet he's yet to have formally met with.

Well, you can't miss him drunk;
And you can't find him sober.
And there isn't a morning he isn't hung over.
Don't try to find a good wine bottle, Boys.
'Cause I rest you assure it's be tapped.

...Binge. Just Binge.
Binge. Just Binge.


Drinks Grey Goose when he drums,
'Cause it helps him to jam.
Says his 3 Bestest Buds are named Jim, Jack and Sam.
If he mistakes the Fridge for the toilet again,
I truly may kick this Jerk out.

2 AM and he's drunk again, watching King Kong,
With his Brother named Jerry who's smoking his Bong.
Cussing loudly, and threatening the Ape through the TV.
And I feel like I'm working with Chimps of my own;
'Cause it seems as if Cheech and Chong have been cloned.
Void of humor, and character, and their own money.

Well, the one is a drunk
And the other's a stoner.
If there Mom's out of prison, I think I may phone her.
Don't try to find a good wine bottle, now..
'Cause I'm tapping it off as we speak...

...Binge. Just Binge.
Binge. Just Binge.