A placard on my desk
Would be the ultimate for me
These posters of motivation
Only make me want to sleep
I’m drooling on my keyboard
Don’t know what they hired me for
But the economic status sucks
So I’m happy to be bored

(Lunch Break! Break! Break! Break!)
With my stapler now
Staple things…
In my chair
Till half past three
There’s the boss, must look busy!
In this office space

With headphones I blast ‘Daughtry’
Making PowerPoints for work
Those business meetings never end
I’m going to berserk!
I giggle with a wicked grin
And write out fake memos
My boss placed me with weekends here
Oh man this really blows!

(Lunch Break! Break! Break! Break!)
On computers now
Google me
Should do work
But that’s boring!
And my boss plans to extend me
Huge complainer now!

Sort those files in those drawers
Watch the clock
I hate these chores!
Boss lays off another guy
All because he ate his pie…

I’m in trouble now!
He’ll sack me!
I’m prepared
My desk is clean
Here he comes a frown is seen…
Got promoted?! How?!

Got promoted now!
Office key
Parking space
Assigned for me!
There’s my placard, I’m happy!
Time to slumber now…

(Lunch Break! Lunch Break! Lunch Break! Lunch Break!)