-> "The Toast Song"
Original Song Title:
"Valerie"
Original Performer:
Amy Winehouse feat Mark Ronson
Parody Song Title:
"The Toast Song"
The Lyrics
Well some times I make jam
making And I eat it in the morning
And I think of all the things I must do,
And I have orange juice in the pitcher.
Since I've started eating, well my lap has been a mess,
And the crumbs i've been collecting, they're making me depressed.
Oh wont you stop falling
Stop a mess out of me.
Why dont you stop falling, Debris.
Debris
Debris
Debris
Did you have to buy that jam,
And put it on your bread,
Did you get a good flavour.
Did you put it in a plan,
And let that jam run down,
Who'll clean it for you.
Are you looking everywhere
That jam is quite rare,
I hope you can find it.
Did you have to pay that much,
The label is in Dutch,
Are you so silly.
Well since I had breakfast,
Yes, my lap has been a mess,
And the way its looking now,
I'm getting more depressed.
Oh want you stop falling
Stop making a messout of me,
Why dont you stop falling, Debris
Debris
Debris
Debris
Well sometimes I est toast,
And I have a glass water,
And I think of all the things I must do,
By my plate I have a picture.
Since I've started eating, well my lap has been a mess,
And the crumbs i've been collecting, they're making me depressed.
Oh wont you stop falling
Stop a mess out of me.
Why dont you stop falling, Debris.
Debris
Debris
Debris.........
Why dont you stop falling,
Debris.
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