-> "Right Jab"
Original Song Title:
"Rehab"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Right Jab"
The Lyrics
Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I threat, whoa yo, yo
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
This blows, blows, blows
This ain't my real crime
Don't photo me, for I am divine
It makes me want to throw a right jab
I said go, you, hoe
My life has been just one big haze
The cocaine life's just a phase
'Cause I'm Winehouse, and Winehouse can be bitchy
And my attack reflex is itchy
I may not display much class
But I know that I will kick your white ass
Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I said no, old, crow
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
This blows, blows, blows
This ain't my real crime
Don't photo me, for I am divine
It makes me want to throw a right jab
I said so, you, blow
Judge said "Why you always here?"
I said "Blow it out your rear"
I think I'm, I'm gonna lose it maybe
My anger levels run quite severe
He said "You need help, no contest"
Now look, judge baby, I'm possessed
Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I said bro, low, blow
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
This shows, shows, shows
I just can't seem to live with this strain
I'm just, just gonna bash your brain
I don't have time to abstain
I'll just make everyone think I'm insane
And my brains are quite fried
Take my pic, then run and hide
Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I said so, they, blow
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
I'll owe, owe, owe
This ain't my real crime
Don't photo me, for I am divine
It makes me want to throw a right jab
I said so, hoes, blow
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