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Song Parodies -> "The Yucky One"
Original Song Title:
"The Lucky One"
Original Performer:
Alison Krause and Union Station
Parody Song Title:
"The Yucky One"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
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You're the yucky one, no girl to hold
Won't be no princess kissin' on that toad
Shunned by women, bedded by none
I know you're yucky 'cause you call your hand 'Hon'
You're covered in warts, not a woman in sight
Got your hand drunk again tonight
'Cause you're the yucky one
You're the yucky one, Atilla The Hun
You try to get laid but score like a nun
You drool at the girls with wide open thighs
Watch Debbie Does Dallas for the 81st time
Give you some porn and a fast broadband
And Aloe Vera for your blistered hand
'Cause you're the yucky one
Chorus
It was Bess, I guess, the gal that someone said that you were doin'
Into grass, that lass, you said and you were right about the cud she's chewin'
You're the yucky one, you boink slow cows
Your last girl friend is ground beef now
You look for girls with a patch on both eyes
[But] you had to settle for Frankenstein's Bride
[She] Gave you a spade and a graveyard plan
And sent you lookin' for a foot long man
'Cause you're the yucky one
Chorus
[You] Went from worst, to first, and now you're never needin' help with courtin'
And your Frank-N-Bride is layin' there smilin' at the wood you're sportin'
You found John Holmes' grave and stole one bone
Transplant surgeon made it your own
No matter where you're at the chicks howl with glee
Can't see your face starin' at your jeans
Put on a thong with a 12 inch span
They'lll be beggin' you throughout the land
"Make me the Lucky One!!"
Won't be no princess kissin' on that toad
Shunned by women, bedded by none
I know you're yucky 'cause you call your hand 'Hon'
You're covered in warts, not a woman in sight
Got your hand drunk again tonight
'Cause you're the yucky one
You're the yucky one, Atilla The Hun
You try to get laid but score like a nun
You drool at the girls with wide open thighs
Watch Debbie Does Dallas for the 81st time
Give you some porn and a fast broadband
And Aloe Vera for your blistered hand
'Cause you're the yucky one
Chorus
It was Bess, I guess, the gal that someone said that you were doin'
Into grass, that lass, you said and you were right about the cud she's chewin'
You're the yucky one, you boink slow cows
Your last girl friend is ground beef now
You look for girls with a patch on both eyes
[But] you had to settle for Frankenstein's Bride
[She] Gave you a spade and a graveyard plan
And sent you lookin' for a foot long man
'Cause you're the yucky one
Chorus
[You] Went from worst, to first, and now you're never needin' help with courtin'
And your Frank-N-Bride is layin' there smilin' at the wood you're sportin'
You found John Holmes' grave and stole one bone
Transplant surgeon made it your own
No matter where you're at the chicks howl with glee
Can't see your face starin' at your jeans
Put on a thong with a 12 inch span
They'lll be beggin' you throughout the land
"Make me the Lucky One!!"
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Franken-fives for this phantas-Igor-ical, um, er... construction, Dee!
great to you gracing these pages again...i howled all through this..especially liked the frank-n-bride
Long time no see Dee! But I can see what's been keeping you so busy, how's that new transplant?
Good to see ya' back...far out and feverishly funny
Just listened to the OS, got the tune, sang along. This is hilarious!
TJC...I cat-IGOR-ically resemble that remark. Many thanksalvin...knowing your propensity for visiting famous graves, I figured you might like the Frank-N-Bride grave stuffMatthias. Haven't had internet access since December. The new transplant is great, except for having to squat to pee (Doc said not to lift anything heavy LOL)AFW...Good to be hooked up back to the internet. The thing I miss most without access is this place, and all the laughter I get here from authors like yourselfJohn Barry...Glad you could sing to this. I wanted to record this on video for JibJab, but I want to wait until I can find a female singer, to do justice to Alison Krauss, whose has such an amazing voice that I didn't even want to try recording it myself. I'm glad the link to the OS worked
Hey Dee! This was great, I loved "Watch Debbie Does Dallas for the 81st time", "...Aloe Vera" and "Your last girl friend is ground beef now". Funny work as always. Welcome back. 555
Thanks Red Ant, good to have internet again. Sure have missed all the yuks around here.
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