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Song Parodies -> "Tooth Fairy Jill"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Criminal"

Original Performer:

Alien Ant Farm

Parody Song Title:

"Tooth Fairy Jill"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Think the tooth fairy is a sweet, little, innocent mystical being? Well... Think Again! (Haven't done one of these inconspicuous things turned evil parodies in awhile)
Watch her break into your window
For that tooth under your pillow
You munched those donuts for breakfast
Ignored the warnings of your dentist
She's off hunting for enamel
And your mouth she will dismantle
So she flew into your bedroom
To yank your crowns
You're full of gloom

Fairy isn't humane
She won't abstain
Bringing you pain, Buddy

Fairy's work is profane
Not mundane
Getting bloodstained, Buddy

Fairy hears you complain
She's your bane
Keeps her sustained, Buddy

Fairy might seem quite plain
That all changed
When she obtains molars

Fairy's gonna attain
Your incisors and you'll be maimed
Never thought she was a psycho
When your tooth's loose
You'll scream "Oh No! Ouchie!"
Wears those bright pink, lacy garments
And she'll hog tie you like a varmint
Those bicuspids she will consume
That makes you frown
We'll see you fume

Fairy wants that decay
In your face
She wants your fangs, Buddy

Fairy makes you dismay
Won't delay
You are her prey, Buddy

Fairy makes you afraid
You'll get paid
To buy Band-Aids, Buddy

Soon you can't bite
Go run and hide
From tooth fairy Jill

Better load up on some toothpaste
Or else you'll be chased
Since she is crazed
It's not your imagination
Wants wisdom teeth
They're her temptation

She's dressed for the ballet
But won't play
And her wand slays, Buddy

A pearly white buffet's
Her entree
Empties each tray, Buddy

Keep your mouth so ship-shape
There's a gape
You're in a scrape, Buddy

Her mind is off the chain
She's insane
In the membrane, Buddy

Fairy cannot be tamed
Such a vicious kind of hot dame
She looks quite like a bimbo
In her tutu
She's a weirdo, Buddy
I might sound like an alarmist
But she is so spaced like a Martian
Flutters her wings and she will zoom
You'll see that gown
And you'll be doomed!

Fairy might seem so quaint
She's no saint
She'll make you faint, Buddy
She is not kind
She'll blow your mind
That Tooth Fairy Jill

Fairy makes you exclaim
That she's gone nuts and she's aflame
This nymph is quite a sicko
Cause she'll pluck you
Till there's zero, Buddy
See this pixie's not too charmin'
She acts much worse like a goblin
When you're sleeping under the moon
You will freak out
You're not immune

Fairy's not a cliche
Run away
Or you'll be slain, Buddy

Fairy won't be your mate
Filled with hate
You'll be scared straight, Buddy

Your bicuspids she ate
Thinks they're great
They're on her plate, Buddy

So you'd better not wait
Set that date
See your dentist, Buddy!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - May 02, 2016 - Report this comment
555! But isn't she still obligated to pay him?
Matthias - May 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Yeah, She'll stay pay him but a few quarters for getting all of your teeth yanked out isn't really worth it. lol
John Lomain - May 02, 2016 - Report this comment
funny stuff. My wisdom teeth were removed but I still have enough wisdom to give this 5's

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