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Song Parodies -> "The Smooth Common Cold"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Criminal"

Original Performer:

Alien Antfarm

Parody Song Title:

"The Smooth Common Cold"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

as she got influenza yo
here the sound of a runny nose
it came invaded her host cell
hereditary strand latent virus
she just had a bad nasal
congestion she was unable
had a bad immune system
she was infected it was her doom


annie are you ok
are you ok(3)
you need some vitamin c (3)


annie you have a cold now
stay away from coca cola
have a sinus infection
and it struck you
attacked your host cell annie
gonna need some vitamins
hereditary strands are now movin
had a bad immune system
you was infected
it was your doom

(repeat bridge)

youve been hit by youve been struck by
the smooth common cold

so it come on a cold day
you drunk too much
too much caffine
i could feel your fever raising
and you need a
anti virus

(repeat bridge and chorus)
repeat bridge

youve been hit by youve been struck by the smooth common cold

(repeat chorus than bridge)

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Cody Slusher - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
You are good at parody writing. I know a good parody when I see one

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