-> "Clumsy Criminal"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Criminal"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Clumsy Criminal"
Parody Written by:
Slamorax
The Lyrics
As he came into the window
Was a sound of a Brocken glass
He came into her apartment
He slipped on the bloodstains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
He could see she was not scared
So she ran into the bedroom
she was almost struck down
It was almost her doom
Mary, are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK, Mary,
Mary are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
You OK
You OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign at the broken window
That he slipped on you
A crescendo, Mary
He came into your apartment
He slipped on bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were almost struck down
It was almost your doom
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
You've been bit by
You've been almost struck by
A Clumsy criminal
So they came into the doorway
It was Monday
What a Boring Day
I could feel your immolation
Sounding ringtones
Intimidations
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign at the broken window
That he almost struck you
A broken window, Mary
He came into your apartment
He slipped on the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were almost struck down
It was almost your doom
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
You've been hit by
You've been almost struck by
A Clumsy Criminal
Mary, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign at the brocken window
That he almost struck you
A brocken window, Mary
He came into your apartment
He slipped on the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were almost struck down
It was almost your doom
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
Mary, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Mary
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