Song Parodies -> "Flattened Kitty"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Criminal"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Flattened Kitty"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I whipped this up in ... eh, 30 minutes? Anyway, I did this to Alien Ant Farm's version, but Michael Jackson's would work too.

Ow!
Ah cha Pow!
Oh no!
As he came down thru the chimney,
he drank his milk and ate some cookies
He left presents under the tree
but, accidentally stepped on kitty
he didn't say he was sorry
he just walked away all laughing.
so she was crushed under his weight,
she was flattened-like a pancake

Kitty are you ok?
Are you OK?
Are you OK, kitty?
Kitty, now you won't play
won't play
now you won't play, kitty? (nah!)
Kitty, you aren't ok
not ok
not ok, kitty
kitty, a dead bloke, eh?
dead bloke, eh?
A dead bloke, eh, kitty?

Kitty, now you won't play
will you please just, go and play?
there's a sign that you won't move
very large dude
who flattened you kitty
he came down thru your chimney
he drank his milk and ate some cookies
you were crushed down
under his weight
now you're flattened
like a pancake

kitty, now you won't play
you won't play
now you won't play kitty
kitty, a dead bloke, eh?
Dead bloke, eh?
you dead bloke, eh, kitty?
Kitty, are you OK?
you ok?
Are you OK, kity?
you've been stepped on,
you've been crushed by,
a big, fat, santa claus.

Pow!
So his eyes popped out that way
he was uglay [ugly]
uglay kittay [ugly kitty]
this xmas will be no fun
when i find him
laying on the ground

Kitty are you ok?
you OK?
Are you OK, kitty?
Kitty, now you won't play
you won't play (you won't play)
now you won't play, kitty?
Kitty, you aren't ok
(kitty, you aren't ok)
not ok
you aren't ok, kitty
kitty, a dead bloke, eh?
dead bloke, eh?
A dead bloke, eh, kitty?

(repeat choruses over and over)

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Red Ant - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I love cats but this is funny in an odd way. Maybe Santa will leave a Bonsai Kitten under the tree to replace the flattened kitty. 5's.

Dumb Ass Kid - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Some very shaky pacing in parts, its an odd subject (and also very out-of-season), but I suppose that's the source of humour, and it's pretty well presented. 444

Phil Alexander - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I guess he didn't just flatten the cat, he was four months late, too :-)

Dominic L. - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks people, but... I wrote a different version back when it was xmas.

Dominic L. - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment

The pacing was off, I thought it was funny, and PRETTY well written. 455

Stephen aka Step-chan - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment

555, I haven't heard this song in a long while, but it is very funny(in that dark sort of way).

lieutenant armidale - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment

lol like it poor kitty :(

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