Dummm-mmm-mmm-mmmb...
Dummm-mmm-mmm-mmmb... No, No, No...
Dummm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmmb...

This critter sounds... So obnoxious...
This creature gives you... a headache...
This monster makes... us all glower... Yeah...
Nobody likes this moron but Ray
This... phantom stinks... He's so simple and lame
He whines... for... some chips...
While we go... bust a horde
(He) Makes life a chore
So dull... And covered in wrinkles

Some spirits want to maul
But this ghost... Just wants to down Sno Balls
And lots of booze, buddy
He's chugging down booze, buddy
He's lethal to chicken wings
Most ghosts... Want you to scream
But screaming's not Slimer's thing
He just wants your food, yeah...

This dimwit bugs Peter Venkman
Slime vomitin', We're drenched in gunk
Now Egon's peeved due to his noises
Since this goblin loves to play while dripping green phlegm
Why... would this ghoul... hang out with ghost killers?
Why would... we keep... this beast?
All... our guns should blare...
Snag this punk securely... with our beams

This demon's green and small
You'll see him haunt food courts in malls
Slimer's dripping ooze, nasty
His brain blew a fuse, batty
Sounds awful when this pest sings
His neck I wanna wring
I'm gonna fling some hard thing
At this fugly goof, goof, goof...
Most spectres we will brawl
But execs can sell Slimer dolls
He'll stay on our crew, buddy
Keep on spilling goo, yucky
ECTO COOLER we'll all drink
Trapped with his garbage stink
Though Winston thinks he's huffing
Too much super glue, yeah

Slimer's dripping ooze on me, Buddy
He's belching, Chomping down... cheese curls... while full of grease
Proton packs we'll use on him, Buddy