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Song Parodies -> "Check Des Plaines"

Original Song Title:

"Check My Brain"

Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Check Des Plaines"

Parody Written by:

jbels

The Lyrics

So I found myself on a flight
Oh yeah
An Illinois stop on Saturday night
O’ Hare
Chicago is booked up
Somebody check Des Plaines
Springfield we just looked up
Somebody check Des Plaines
Check Des Plaines
We took a train to Washington State
Oh yeah
And once again we got there too late
A bear.
Seattle is sold out
Somebody check Spokane
Walla Walla’s in doubt
Somebody check Spokane
Ah ah, ah ah
Can’t go speedier
Ah ah, ah ah
Thanks Expedia
We took a boat ride on Aussie seas
Oh yeah
To see the Down Under Symphonies
Mah-ler
Newcastle has no room
Somebody check Brisbane
Toowoomba has no “woom”
Somebody check Brisbane
Ah ah ah ah
Travelocity
Ah ah ah ah
Is no friend to me
Ah ah ah ah
Look out for speed traps
Ah ah ah ah
On the Google maps
Check Des Plaines
Check Spokane
Check Brisbane.

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Zen Adam B. - March 23, 2022 - Report this comment
Phuq Expedia, you should try Airbnb!

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