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Song Parodies -> "Im All The Toppings (Wont Eat It Plain)"

Original Song Title:

"Im A Bitch"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morrisette

Parody Song Title:

"Im All The Toppings (Wont Eat It Plain)"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

i hate to eat it plain
its so bad to me i want some good toppings
try to tell you but you order it
like maybe just a bagel without cream
doesnt taste real sweet
yesterday i cried
i wont relieve till i have fruit on my pie
want you to understand i want that extra juice
when we envy food
i want a little bit of everything
all up on the top

im cheese whiz
i am smuckers
i am chilee
i am mustard
im vinager
i am sauce
i love that grill n spray
im relish
heavy cream
dont wanna eat it plain
if thats how you want it than ill just throw it away

so make me a different pan
this may mean youll have to use some extra ham
rest assure that when im in the mood for olives
and i want salad dressing
tommorow dinner will change because i love those toppings

repeat chorus

just when you think
i want some condiments
i want cheese and maybe some garlic
im loving cool...whip
more than i can chew
i hate it plain

repeat chorus

on my sandwitch
im a sausage i have needs
for your lunch
or your supper
im a angel cake with butter
pepperoni pizza
i want soem cheese stuffed crust
you know i never ever want eat it plain

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Total Votes: 6

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Anaïs - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
The original song is NOT by Alanis!
white trash - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
sorry i just seen alanis when i seen the song hey doesnt mean you have to give me ones stupid this songs better than that

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