[intro]
Pretzels/French Fries/Waffles/Crackers/Bananas/you'll eat them all/'cause you feel hungry now

[refrain]
Your stomach's rumbling, you can smell food in your fridge now
Wanna get up and go eat all the food, just chow down
Eleven's probably a good time to make a brunch
In case you can't make it ‘til lunch get hungry and go
snack that, apple to the core/snack that, salad some more
snack that, you won't get bored/snack that, oooh
snack that, beef from a cow/snack that, cheese pizza now
snack that, I'll show you how/snack that, oooh

[verse 1]
We're hungry, lookin' in the fridge, yeah
Spinach and brussel sprouts and tofu? Nah
We got some of that turkey lunch meat
So many choices, what do you wanna eat?
I see some. Go eat the food now
Ooh, I smell some. Cheese is good now
Hope you're hungry. There's enough for a feast
Soy sauce? No problem. Put it on the roast beef

[refrain]
This talk about food's making me a little starving
Maybe I'll eat the rest of that pumpkin I'm carving
That rumbling in my stomach means that I should eat stuff
How ‘bout some steak that's not too tough look out I'm gonna
snack that, PB&J/snack that, try a flambé
snack that, the yummy way/snack that, oooh
snack that, black licorice/snack that, some Swedish Fish
snack that, snack as you wish/snack that, oooh

[verse 2]
Ooh! Looks like there's leftover pancakes
And some coffee cake what are we gonna make?
Go get some soft drink down, Pepsi perhaps
If you like candy, try some Bottle Caps
Cucumbers, zucchini, they look the same
I'll cook this pizza if you're too lame
I sure like vanilla pudding myself
Oh, look, there's still more food on the cupboard shelves
How ‘bout oatmeal, heats pretty quick
Cookies, chips, enough to make you sick
Well, this food won't just eat itself you know
Where did I put those sloppy Joes?
Plus peanut butter's protein is good for your health
Or let's eat this chocolate before it melts
And how about pasta with butter and salt
Actually, where'd it go, what the heck, that's your fault!

[refrain]
Something to eat, something to drink, will keep me smilin'
I don't care what; I still say all snacks are applyin'
You know a big guy like me has gotta get nutrition
A good snack's all that I'm wishin' c'mon let's all go
snack that, chocolate brownies/snack that, pepperjack cheese
snack that, oh, save some please/snack that, oooh.
snack that, some lemonheads/snack that, sourdough bread
snack that, you must be fed/snack that, oooh

[verse 3]
M & M's sweet'n Skittles I've been eatin'
I have been eatin' dairy and meat'n.
Now I'm just groanin'. I just keep goin'
Soon I'll be doin' nothin' ‘cept throwing up, up
Better go get a cup, cup. It'll just sound like, uhp, uhp
Burp, I can tell I ate much, ‘cause I'm full.

[refrain]
I eat so much I think I've made my snacks a 4th meal
I'll eat anything from a Gogurt to a cheese wheel.
All this fun we're having, I sure don't wanna spoil it
But you'll spend time on the toilet; who cares, I'll still go
snack that, some blueberries/snack that, some red cherries
snack that, the snack varies/snack that, oooh.
snack that, some apple jacks/snack that, Disney fruit snacks
snack that, eat whole store racks/snack that, oooh.