We aint bi but we thought this would be funny here we go

I was gonna talk to you but I turned bi
I was gonna walk right up and kiss you but I turned bi
now yur sleepin with this onther guy and I know why (why man )
Cuz i'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
la dah dah dah dah

I was go to the park but I turned bi
I was gonna make black marks but I turned bi
now I'm chillin in the dark and I know why (why man)
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
la dah dah dah dah

I was on my way to your house but then I turned bi
I was gonna get you a pet mouse but I turned bi
now I'm lookin it the women store and I know why (why man)
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
la dah dah dah dah

I was gonna take to the store but then I turned bi
I was gonna buy you rings and more but then I turned bi
now I'm listenin t al gore and I know why (why man)
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
la dah dah dah dah

I was gonna football in high school but then I turned bi
I was gonna play football cuz I thought it was kool but then I turned bi
now I'm actin like a fool and I know why (why man)
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
la adh dah dah dah

I was gonna go to the swiming pool but then I turned bi
I was gonna gonna swim like hell too but thrn I turned bi
now I'm just a dumb ass fool and I know why (why man)
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
Cuz I'm bi
la dah dah dah dah

we was gonna go to see th who but then we turned bi
we coulda went and we coulda cooed but then we turned bi
now we're talkin to some dude and we know why (why man)
Cuz we're bi
Cuz we're bi
Cuz we're bi
la dah dah dah dah

we was gonna dinner but then we turned bi
we coulda been a winner but then we turn bi
now we're siting in a pile of sinder and we know why (why man)
Cuz we're bi
Cuz we're bi
Cz we're bi
la dah dah dah dah

we was gonna get hi but then we turned bi
we was gonna eat my mothers rye but then we turned bi
now we can't get hi and we know why (why man)
Cuz we're bi
Cuz we're bi
Cuz we're bi
la dah dah dah dah
hey hun wanna play (they really are bi)