Song Parodies -> "Because I Got High (LotR Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

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"Because I Got High (LotR Version)"

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The Lyrics

You all know after Frodo destroyed the Ring, the entire Fellowship just chilled out in Gondor for a while and got stoned out of their minds before everyone went their seperate ways. Ignore the fact that some of the people singing are dead dead by this point.

(It's like, I don't care about nothin'...Pass me some more pipe weed... Tell it, ring bearer...)

[Frodo]
I was gonna go destroy the ring, but then I got high
I was gonna burn the stupid thing but then I got high
Now Gollum bit off my finger, and I know why!
-Cuz I got high (3x)

[Sam]
I was gonna protect my master, but then I got high
I was gonna save him from disaster, but then I got high
And now he's constipated and I know why!
- Cuz I got high (3x)

[Aragorn]
I was gonna become king, but then I got high
I was gonna buy a wedding ring, but then I got high
Now Arwen has left me, and I know why
-Because I got high (3x)

[Gandalf]
I was gonna be the party's wizard, but then I got high
Gonna lead them through the blizzard, but then I got high
Now my friends are all ice cubes and I know why!
-Because I got high (3x)

[Boromir]
I wasn't gonna try to steal, but then I got high
Gonna leave it alone for real, but then I got high
Now I got arrows stickin' from me and I know why!
-because I got high (3x)

[Sauron]
I tried to "stroy middle earth, but then I got high
I was gonna be a total jerk, but then I got high
And now my plan didn't work and I know why!
- because I got high (3x)

[Eowyn]
I was gonna beat the witch king, but someone got high
My sword was gonna sing, but someone got high
And Merry's sittin' there gigglin', as I die!
Because he was high (3X)

[Merry and Pippen]
We ate some strange mushrooms, and then we got high
Couldn't make it to the mountain of doom, because we were high
Now we're seeing balrogs in tutus and we know why!
Cause we got high(3x)

[Whole Fellowship
]We're the Fellowship of the ring, and we are high
Got Aragorn to be the king, and then we got high
We used the Steward to light our ganga and that is why!
We are all high [3x]

(I can't believe we used Denethor's flaming corpse to light this s**t, man. Man, ain't nobody gonna come see our movie, man. S**t, we still owe Peter Jackson money, man. Yeah, isn't he suin' us over this song?)

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Rex - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Inspired craziness - your love for the halflings weed is evident.

Josh 2 - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment

twas ok, pacing off tough, n not that funny 4s

Ethan Mawyer - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment

This is the funniest thing I've read on amiright in a while. 455 and welcome back I think I was "tone-def" last time you were here. Still don't sing that much better, but I use my own name now.

John Harvey - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment

It's good to be back. I remember you, Mr. Tone Def. I'm glad that people still remember me. You have no idea how much of an ego boost it is to be remembered by someone on a website that I have been largely absent from for the past three years.

John Jenkins - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment

John, if there's anything I don't want to do, it's boost your ego, but I clearly remember some of your impassioned parodies and comments from 3 years ago. It's good to see your name around here again, and I hope that school and life are going well for you.

didier - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment

so fantastic big bravo from france

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