[Verse 1:]
I visit you
I visit you and chat like a couple of dudes
And even though you're six feet underneath my shoes
I've never felt that you were really gone, it's true
But now there's a mystery
I gotta find out how you're here in front of me
Once I've finished the requisite "what the hell" speech
Must know if I should dance or run in fear, yeah

[Chorus:]
I gotta know how you're no longer dead
No longer dead
I saw you take your last breath of life
Now you're alive again, but why?

[Verse 2:]
How were you raised?
Some ancient wizard, maybe a dark deal was made?
If so, what was the fee, your soul, no, your mate's?
Hang on a tic, would that be why you came here, Bob?
Am I off the mark?
So were you never dead at all, that's harsh
Could've told me you were plannin' a false depart
Graspin' for terms, this is a new thing for me, yeah

[Chorus:]
I gotta know how you're no longer dead
No longer dead
Was the doctor's diagnosis shite?
This isn't right, you lost your life
That much I know, but you're no longer dead
No longer dead
There's no way I can believe my eyes
Must be a lie, it must, must

[Bridge:]
It's clear to me there's some hoodoo here, I can't
Help but think you're a zombie now, man
At least you're not a rottin' one yet
I'm checkin' round
The funeral ground if there's holes there now
See if it's only you or there's a horde out
Don't take that tape off now, it's only for my health

[Chorus:]
Man, I gotta know ho-ow you're no longer dead
No longer dead
Only been a few weeks since you "died"
That's enough time for you to climb
Out of your grave, that would make sense, right?
Doesn't answer how you're no longer dead
How you're no longer dead, I'm beggin', right
I gotta know how you're no longer dead
No longer dead
Are you immortal? Some prank gone wild?
I need a nice cold beer or five