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Song Parodies -> "The Christmas Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Hanukkah Song"

Original Performer:

Adam Sandler

Parody Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

I Know Adam Sandler Wrote A Song About Hanukkah, Here I'm Getting EVEN With Him For Beating Up Bob Barker And This Is A Christmas Song About Hanukkah

Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas

Christmas Is The Holiday Of Hope
Instead Of One Present For You We Get More Then One

When You Feel You Are The Only Kid With The Christmas Spirit
Here's A Reason Adam Sandler Hates People Who Celebrates Christmas

He Punched Bob Barker In The Face While Playing Golf
And Jack Nicholson In The Movie Anger Management

Bob Dylan Is Very Jewish, But Married Christmas Celebrated Women
Ed Asner Is Also Jewish, But Turns His Back On Hanukkah To Work With Santa Claus

We All Love To Celebrate Christmas And Hanukkah
So For That I Want A Harmonica

So We Want Jingle Bells And Batman Smells
We Can Spend Hanukkah And Christmas With Friends

Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
The People Are Jewish And Christian, But We Get Along

We All Love The Roy Orbison Hit Pretty Paper About Christmas
But We Know That Orbison Was Jewish

We All Hate Ebeneezer Scrooge "Humbug"!
But The Santa Imposters Were The Three Stooges

So Many Jews Are In Show Biz
Tom Cruise Maybe Not, But Dustin Hoffman Was

Tell Your Friend Santa Claus, Make Him Hate Hanukkah
I Hope I Get A Keyboard, To Play Like Keith Emerson

So Drink You Egg Nog, And Make It So Sour
To Make Christmas Be For Another Hour

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 27

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   21
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   5

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Anon - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
There's absolutely no pacing here. If I could, I would vote ZERO for pacing.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Mean-spirited attacks on the original composer and on Hanukkah itself, not to mention terrible pacing. This is the first time I've ever voted straight 1's on a's hoping it's also the last time.
Adam Sandler - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I Can Beat Up Bob Barker Anytime! OK?
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This Is A Good One.
SGT Carter - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the bloodied dog and vote 555... a raspberry to your detractors..
Who Cares About My Name - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
How could you vote 5 for pacing on this? The pacing's way, WAY off. If you've heard TOS, you can't sing this with it.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I Just Have A Little Trouble.
Guy - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but there is something else to look at here. I am surprised with all the detractors that no one noticed Jessie's milestone here. He just achieved the 300 mark on his parody author's page. Congrats Jessie, I'm fiving you for just that achievement.
Who Cares About My Name - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
It doesn't even rhyme. You must be NUTS to vote 5 for pacing. I wonder if the Ones Guy made one of those 5/5/5 votes, cuz he votes 1/1/1 on perfectly paced parodies.
The Jewish Santa - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ho, Ho, Ho! Happy Hanukkah!
Girlie 1242 - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
The song is 1 on pace 1 on funny 1 on overall Such a bad song
Jessie Jade - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This was a neat concept but a crappy song and crappy pacing! Sorry!

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