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Song Parodies -> "The Christmas Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Hanukkah Song"
Original Performer:
Adam Sandler
Parody Song Title:
"The Christmas Song"
Parody Written by:
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs
The Lyrics
INTRO:
I Know Adam Sandler Wrote A Song About Hanukkah, Here I'm Getting EVEN With Him For Beating Up Bob Barker And This Is A Christmas Song About Hanukkah
Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
Christmas Is The Holiday Of Hope
Instead Of One Present For You We Get More Then One
When You Feel You Are The Only Kid With The Christmas Spirit
Here's A Reason Adam Sandler Hates People Who Celebrates Christmas
He Punched Bob Barker In The Face While Playing Golf
And Jack Nicholson In The Movie Anger Management
Bob Dylan Is Very Jewish, But Married Christmas Celebrated Women
Ed Asner Is Also Jewish, But Turns His Back On Hanukkah To Work With Santa Claus
We All Love To Celebrate Christmas And Hanukkah
So For That I Want A Harmonica
So We Want Jingle Bells And Batman Smells
We Can Spend Hanukkah And Christmas With Friends
Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
The People Are Jewish And Christian, But We Get Along
We All Love The Roy Orbison Hit Pretty Paper About Christmas
But We Know That Orbison Was Jewish
We All Hate Ebeneezer Scrooge "Humbug"!
But The Santa Imposters Were The Three Stooges
So Many Jews Are In Show Biz
Tom Cruise Maybe Not, But Dustin Hoffman Was
Tell Your Friend Santa Claus, Make Him Hate Hanukkah
I Hope I Get A Keyboard, To Play Like Keith Emerson
So Drink You Egg Nog, And Make It So Sour
To Make Christmas Be For Another Hour
I Know Adam Sandler Wrote A Song About Hanukkah, Here I'm Getting EVEN With Him For Beating Up Bob Barker And This Is A Christmas Song About Hanukkah
Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
Christmas Is The Holiday Of Hope
Instead Of One Present For You We Get More Then One
When You Feel You Are The Only Kid With The Christmas Spirit
Here's A Reason Adam Sandler Hates People Who Celebrates Christmas
He Punched Bob Barker In The Face While Playing Golf
And Jack Nicholson In The Movie Anger Management
Bob Dylan Is Very Jewish, But Married Christmas Celebrated Women
Ed Asner Is Also Jewish, But Turns His Back On Hanukkah To Work With Santa Claus
We All Love To Celebrate Christmas And Hanukkah
So For That I Want A Harmonica
So We Want Jingle Bells And Batman Smells
We Can Spend Hanukkah And Christmas With Friends
Put Up Your Christmas Tree, It's Time For Christmas
The People Are Jewish And Christian, But We Get Along
We All Love The Roy Orbison Hit Pretty Paper About Christmas
But We Know That Orbison Was Jewish
We All Hate Ebeneezer Scrooge "Humbug"!
But The Santa Imposters Were The Three Stooges
So Many Jews Are In Show Biz
Tom Cruise Maybe Not, But Dustin Hoffman Was
Tell Your Friend Santa Claus, Make Him Hate Hanukkah
I Hope I Get A Keyboard, To Play Like Keith Emerson
So Drink You Egg Nog, And Make It So Sour
To Make Christmas Be For Another Hour
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Voting Results
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Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
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| 1 | 21 | 20 | 19 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
User Comments
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There's absolutely no pacing here. If I could, I would vote ZERO for pacing.
Mean-spirited attacks on the original composer and on Hanukkah itself, not to mention terrible pacing. This is the first time I've ever voted straight 1's on a parody...here's hoping it's also the last time.
I Can Beat Up Bob Barker Anytime! OK?
This Is A Good One.
I like the bloodied dog and vote 555... a raspberry to your detractors..
How could you vote 5 for pacing on this? The pacing's way, WAY off. If you've heard TOS, you can't sing this with it.
I Just Have A Little Trouble.
DKTOS but there is something else to look at here. I am surprised with all the detractors that no one noticed Jessie's milestone here. He just achieved the 300 mark on his parody author's page. Congrats Jessie, I'm fiving you for just that achievement.
It doesn't even rhyme. You must be NUTS to vote 5 for pacing. I wonder if the Ones Guy made one of those 5/5/5 votes, cuz he votes 1/1/1 on perfectly paced parodies.
Ho, Ho, Ho! Happy Hanukkah!
The song is 1 on pace 1 on funny 1 on overall Such a bad song
This was a neat concept but a crappy song and crappy pacing! Sorry!
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