Got caught
Smoking pot?
Yeah you made a mistake
Threw a cup
Left a lump
On an officers face?
The speed limit
You had passed it
Led the cops on a chase?
Yeah you know that wasn't good buddy

Oh no
How that blows
Now your in disarray
You slipped
But don't trip
I can help you for pay
I hear ya and I'll save ya
didn't do what they say?
I will stand by you--WHATEVER you claim

I'm a lawyer with a heart
For some cash I'll play the part
There's no way you'll survive the storm
Unless I've got your shoulders

Oh, do you know what you need to do
Hire me or else you will be screwed
I'm about to go to bat for you
Be there for your next arraignment

Oh, I know you're worried about all my fees
well You best pay them to get a good plea
Or else you'll never get back to the streets
It helps pay for my nice apartment

It's a fight
That's alright
That you lost your control
Stole some change
Stole some dollars
You got busted for both
Sold your legs
Your behind
Got caught by a patrol
I can save you if your credit card flows

Ran your car through a Wal Mart
Trashed ten aisles and a cart
Shut your trap--let me do this part
Plea the fifth, and blame your motor

Oh, Any clue what you got into
Broke the law and your futures through
I can help you stay afloat it's true
Get me for your next arraignment

Oh, When the judge says rise up to your feet
It just so happens that she thinks I'm sweet
So hurry up and get me in your seat
I'll save you from one long engagement

Oh oh
ooh Your arraignment (oooh)
Oh your arraignment
I'm here for all your arraignments

Oooohhh
Messed up and you face nineteen
Wooooaaaahhhh
Let me come and keep your record cleeaaan

Oh, don't you know that I'm here for you
I will tell you what you need to do
I learned to do this through an online school
I will save your reputation

Oh, If you can't handle all the hateful speech (Hire me!)
I've Got a lesson or two to teach
If you've got a phone within your reach (Call me collect!)
Get me before your arraingment