Song Parodies -> "I'm A Bully"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

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Original Performer:

"I'm A Bully"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Notice my "Wooly Bully" reference.

Mess with me and you'll be dead meat
I just need some punks to eat
An accident?
I think you're a liar
Chem lab, you set me on fire

I'm a bully
Not too ruly
I'm not wooly
I'm a bully

Gonna see him at sixth period
I'll cover his clothes with blood
After this, he'll be needing a doc
My fists are as hard as a rock

Don't cross my path
Or face my wrath
Call a doctor
Or janitor

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Beat you up at any time
Any time for me is fine
Just go pick any old place
I will end all of your race
Resistance is futile
You are swimming in the Nile
Your time's going, can't you see
Your days are numbers to me

Hey, hey, hey, I'm nothing but a bully
Hey, hey, hey, I'm not really too ruly

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M-Dawg - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment

i thought it was pretty cool especially THOSE lyrics with the aaron carter sweet boy image!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Worst Nightmare - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey Josh, I don't even watch that loser show, so back off. I realized that I forgot to parody a paragraph of the song, though.

Josh 2 - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Then where did you get me from dum dum

EmiLoca - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Ha-HA! Now that I'm visiting all of your lack-votes parodies, you have no excuse to ignore my own! Take THAT! *hands you THAT* Return it when you're done.

Your Worst Nightmare - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Ahhh, you got me!!

Andrew Darwitan - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment

COOL! 5s

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