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Song Parodies -> "Perfect Dark"

Original Song Title:

"Amusement Park"

Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Perfect Dark"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Based on the Video game by Rare.

Velvet you ain't gotta put yo sports bra on
just chuck it to the side
joanna gonna wear yo tightsuit
if you don't mind
Grenade goes up and down round and round
set on Proximity pinball
i got the perfect gun, RCP-1
20 blow your head right off

Evening ladies, tell you from the start
her bad-ass name is perfect dark
she wears a sports bra, it's in black
you get the full game with an Expansion pak
perfect time for a laptop gun
set it like a sentry, kill everyone
blow away a shock trooper, dressed in black
go to tune selection to change the soundtrack
Thanks everyone, watch the sims fall
after they blow the proxy mine on the wall
Get a Falcon 2, shoot up the mall
like at carrington, hostages, saved em all
go to the skedar and get a reaper
but use a mauler in combat, it's way much cheaper
fight like the dirty dozen and ralph meeker
and make sure you set the remote mines with a beeper

I rock my rock when joanna's on a carousel
her huge boobies made this game sell well
only problem is she sweatin', whats that smell?
oh it's just a sweaty elvis, / Elvis: what the hell?
now i'm at area 51 with a dragon in my hand
shoot guys in the face, make their mouth expand
when the bullet rips their skin like a Reaper rippin' flesh
when it's on grinder, and you run it into chests
blood on the blades, look there's a grenade
launcher, a devastator, let's hold a parade
this game is so awesome, i wish joanna
was my girlfriend, i'd buy her a cabana
and then i'd get her hot sister and her in bed
and do em both till my health meter was in the red
and say "i sure hope you ladies are protected from disease
Picked up an STD when i screwed cassandra de vries!

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Dylan Baranski - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Perfect Dark is one of my absolute favorite video games of all time! Automatic 555 & a Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Parody of the Day" for writing a parody about Perfect Dark!

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