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Song Parodies -> "Triwizard (Harry Potter)"
Original Song Title:
"Wanksta"
(MP3)Original Performer:
50 Cent
Parody Song Title:
"Triwizard (Harry Potter)"
Parody Written by:
BPrulz
The Lyrics
People who've read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire will know exactly what I'm talking about here. Admittedly it gets repetitive in parts, so if you don't like it, I completely understand.
Yeah, It's Harry, aka the scarhead, boy who lived, Break it down,
I got a lotta problems, to solve 'fore I die
And I ain't got spells to waste, let's make it
You say I'm a triwizard, but you never said why
Didn't even put my name, in the Goblet of Fire
(Cedric)
I am a 7th year, name's Cedric Diggory
I'm Quidditch Captain, a prefect and Hogwarts champion,
Everyone knows my name, I am a handsome man,
But no one knows that in the end that I will turn up dead,
Cho Chang is so fine, I gotta make her mine,
An Asian Brit gotta be one of a kind,
She will soon be mine, take her to wine and dine,
Yo back off Harry Potter, this here girlie is so mine,
You know you can't shine, If I'm around to rhyme,
Been at Hogwarts since way before you came into the line,
I keep you in line, I beat 'em every time,
The TriWizard cup you know I'm gonna make it mine
(Harry)
You say I'm a triwizard, but you never said why
Didn't even put my name, in the Goblet of Fire
Gotta go and dodge dragons, try to get the Golden Egg
Avoid mermaids, runnin' through the maze, hope I don't turn up dead
(Ron)
Damn, Harry, last 3 years you was the man, Harry
What the bloody hell is up
I got the biggest vendetta, when you think that you're better
Yo mate, you play with my feelings, you gonna see my vendetta
You put your name in that Goblet, and didn't bother to tell us
Best friends for years, I think I can do better,
It's been fun, but I thought you were so much better
Hermione wants Viktor Krum, and I ain't gonna let her
Yo easy, start some bullsh*t, you get your whole crew hexed,
Me and Harry, we in the same Hogwarts house,
Gryffindor unit, cuz! Scratch what I said last,
Harry didn't put his name in that Goblet, I was mad!
(Harry)
You say I'm a triwizard, but you never said why
Didn't even put my name, in the Goblet of Fire
Gotta go and dodge dragons, try to get the Golden Egg
Avoid mermaids, runnin' through the maze, hope I don't turn up dead
(Hermione)
Me, I'm no wizard, but I'm a witch yes,
Me, I am not a man, me, I'm Hermio-ne,
Me, I'm no pureblood, but I'm a mudblood,
And It's me you see with these two boys
'Cause Ron wants me baby,
These potions are so easy,
I take four classes at a time, it's so easy,
By any means, Harry, I got to eat on these streets,
Malfoy calls me mudblood, for sure he will be beat,
(Harry)
Voldemort wants to murder Harry, how?
I ride around with wands and spells that go, "POW!"
What you know about Expelliarmus and Phoenix feathers
Equipped with Patronus, Firebolt and Hippogriffs, huh?
(Harry)
You say I'm a triwizard, but you never said why
Didn't even put my name, in the Goblet of Fire
Gotta go and dodge dragons, try to get the Golden Egg
Avoid mermaids, runnin' through the maze, hope I don't turn up dead
Haha!
(Cedric, Ron, and Hermione)
Daaaaamn, Harry!
I got a lotta problems, to solve 'fore I die
And I ain't got spells to waste, let's make it
You say I'm a triwizard, but you never said why
Didn't even put my name, in the Goblet of Fire
(Cedric)
I am a 7th year, name's Cedric Diggory
I'm Quidditch Captain, a prefect and Hogwarts champion,
Everyone knows my name, I am a handsome man,
But no one knows that in the end that I will turn up dead,
Cho Chang is so fine, I gotta make her mine,
An Asian Brit gotta be one of a kind,
She will soon be mine, take her to wine and dine,
Yo back off Harry Potter, this here girlie is so mine,
You know you can't shine, If I'm around to rhyme,
Been at Hogwarts since way before you came into the line,
I keep you in line, I beat 'em every time,
The TriWizard cup you know I'm gonna make it mine
(Harry)
You say I'm a triwizard, but you never said why
Didn't even put my name, in the Goblet of Fire
Gotta go and dodge dragons, try to get the Golden Egg
Avoid mermaids, runnin' through the maze, hope I don't turn up dead
(Ron)
Damn, Harry, last 3 years you was the man, Harry
What the bloody hell is up
I got the biggest vendetta, when you think that you're better
Yo mate, you play with my feelings, you gonna see my vendetta
You put your name in that Goblet, and didn't bother to tell us
Best friends for years, I think I can do better,
It's been fun, but I thought you were so much better
Hermione wants Viktor Krum, and I ain't gonna let her
Yo easy, start some bullsh*t, you get your whole crew hexed,
Me and Harry, we in the same Hogwarts house,
Gryffindor unit, cuz! Scratch what I said last,
Harry didn't put his name in that Goblet, I was mad!
(Harry)
You say I'm a triwizard, but you never said why
Didn't even put my name, in the Goblet of Fire
Gotta go and dodge dragons, try to get the Golden Egg
Avoid mermaids, runnin' through the maze, hope I don't turn up dead
(Hermione)
Me, I'm no wizard, but I'm a witch yes,
Me, I am not a man, me, I'm Hermio-ne,
Me, I'm no pureblood, but I'm a mudblood,
And It's me you see with these two boys
'Cause Ron wants me baby,
These potions are so easy,
I take four classes at a time, it's so easy,
By any means, Harry, I got to eat on these streets,
Malfoy calls me mudblood, for sure he will be beat,
(Harry)
Voldemort wants to murder Harry, how?
I ride around with wands and spells that go, "POW!"
What you know about Expelliarmus and Phoenix feathers
Equipped with Patronus, Firebolt and Hippogriffs, huh?
(Harry)
You say I'm a triwizard, but you never said why
Didn't even put my name, in the Goblet of Fire
Gotta go and dodge dragons, try to get the Golden Egg
Avoid mermaids, runnin' through the maze, hope I don't turn up dead
Haha!
(Cedric, Ron, and Hermione)
Daaaaamn, Harry!
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That was good.
OMG I LOVE IT!!!! the best is "what the bloody hell is up?" Because Ron says it so much :P hehe....and oh yes "Gryffindor unit" that was AwEsOmE!!!!
Good stuff! I am not familiar with the song, but it's got a kind of gangsta feel with all the different voices in the mix. I kind of cringed when Hermione referred to herself as a "mudblood", being such a BAD word in the HP world. But giving it a thought, maybe it makes sense in the context of this rap (as many rap stars call themselves the dreaded N-word in song). Too bad you didn't see the HP parody contes on the message board, this would have been a good contender!555
i think tyou could do better
Awesome parody!
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