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Song Parodies -> "Traffic Cop"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Traffic Cop"

Parody Written by:

50 Bent

The Lyrics

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Uh huh. . .

So corrupted.


Pulled over by a traffic cop
Got caught making a rolling stop
In middle of a parking lot
And now they're taking my mug shot

Pulled over by a traffic cop
Got caught making a rolling stop
I always wear a low cut top
He let me off without a thought

Verse 1:

City streets or highway
You ready to flaunt it
You gonna back that car up
Into a wall – hit and run it

Speed limit broken - okay
No touching the brake pedal
Dark out, lane change
No headlights or turn signal

I break it down for you
With the ladies it's simple
Reveal some nipple,
To seduce the po po.
Into givin' you a warning
Or instructions to pass through
License and registration right?
They don't even ask you

Got some black magic
Or a love mantra
You gotta teach me how
To get around a speed clocker
You could even wear a sweater baby
That's proper
"Cause cops
Just wanna see a sexy female driver

I never look upset
And my license legit
But it's a surefire bet
I'll have to pay a ticket

I'm trying to explain, girl
The best that I can
Cops love what you got
But no love for no man.



Girls what you do
(what we do)
Cops can't see through
(they can't see through)
Give them a view
(give them a view)
I'm gonna try that too
(won't work for you)

Verse 2:

I know this soundin' crazy
It's all for show
I'm bout to dress up
Like a silly traffic hoe
I ain't never put it down like this before
But I can't have another damn ticket

So now I'm stuffing the brassiere
So I be lookin' like a stripper
It's plain in the face
I put the makeup on thicker
The line between erotic and demonic
Is very thinly drawn
This really ain't an easy task
Disguising the brawn.

I hit the gas like speeding ain't a crime
Not long "fore lights come flashing from behind
Gotta look seductive
Bat the lashes, lookin' fine
Blond wig, nice dress – got a strapless design.
Now I see the cop coming
And what I see is shocking
Roll the window down
At the sound of the knockin'

Now my sham ain't happenin'
I just hit a kink in the plan
Cause it's a female cop
With a gun in her hand.

©2005 - Listen at

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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 4   1
 5   1

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Yet Another Dutchman - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, but I cannot vote, because I don't know the pacing to this one. It's pretty funny, I reckon a 4 for funny. But... couldn't the cops be gay?
Raven - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i love the original and i love this one because it's funny because some cops do let you off becasuse your hot or something glad am a girl.
Steaver370 - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
*ROFLcopter crashes*
50 Cent - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
i like listening to this on the internet and in da tub as well their cool! PS: What IS a traffic cop?
Rob-Rizzle - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
ROFL what up with all deez whack hoe's? thats funny fo sho! 555!

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