(Wanksta)
Woo!
Yeah,
It's Vader,
A.K.A. Anakin but call me Vader,
Bout done livin' cuz my new station's gonna make you die and I ain't got time to waste,
Fire at will,

They see our new Death Star but they didn't have one,
They had to blow our Death Star before we start to have fun,

We're almost within range,
We almost let it loose,
Why do you think that anything could stop us now?
But Lucas does this every time,
Lets the suspense climb,
Hurry up, just fire already...oh...the director won't let us,
Han's shorty makes me so mad,
How can hair be so bad,
Just tell me where you'll find your rebel friends and comrades,
Rebellin' against our Empire,
So I can fire,
I'll blow up Alderan,
Now I got your attention,
Don't think I'm kiddin',
I'll make your planet gone,
Unless you tell me which planet your friends are on,
I told her a lie,
I'm just a bad guy,
And that's when everyone on Alderan died,

They saw our new Death Star but they didn't have one,
They had to blow our Death Star before we start to have fun,
They had to act quick or they would've been blown to smitherienes,
If it wasn't for that farmer boy, whiny boy from Tatooine,

(Right Thurr)
Hey Han!
(What)
Look at that moon right thurr,
(That's no moon)
Doomed,
Doomed, Doomed, Doomed, Doomed,
What should we do?

That's no moon it's Death Sturr (Death Sturr),
They're keepin' the princess on burrd (on burrd),
That's why Alderan's not right thurr (right thurr),
That's with Obie's disturbance in the Furrce (in the Furrce),

Stuck in their tractor beam,
All part of the Empire's evil scheme,
Look at the size, it's a little extreme,
But a single man fighter could blow it at its seems,
Vader's final straw in his universal clench,
I sure wouldn't mind hittin' that from the trench,
Risk my life tryin' to blow it up,
But I can just cut the black string that holds the model up,
What's wrong with this?
You'd think someone would notice,
A space station the size of a moon,
Hovering right outside of Alderan,
Bout as rare a sight as a Japanese leprechaun,

Meanwhile...

(Humpty Dance)
Come on, tell me Leia,
Come on, tell me Leia,
Alright, stop your resistin',
Cuz I am insistin',
You tell me where your buddies moved to,
I talk funny,
But I can be a hush bunny, see?
Only now, if you'll listen to me,
Not gonna sit around,
Not with these rebels in the background and gunshots breaking the quiet sound,
But if you got any doubt in yourself,
Just let me introduce myself,
My name is Vader,
Pronounced with an "ader",
Your funeral, how I would like to cater,
And the Rebels in the galaxy,
I will turn you all into craters,
I'll find out eventually,
And just like Humpty Dumpty,
You'll get blown into ancient history,
I can hardly see,
My inhaler is junky,
I'm spunky,
I like my cape funky,
I'm sick with hate,
But it hasn't always been this way...

(Kill You)
When I was just a good slave boy my momma used to tell me these crazy things,
She used to tell me we were owned by a Trandosian,
She used to tell me he won us for free,
But then I got a little bit older and I realized I hated everyone,
It all started with my master, an old man named Obi Wan,

He said I'm not quite old enough yet,
So in the third movie I tried to slice his neck,
Do you think I'm just gonna let that fly, I can't do this, without at least trying to make him die?
This guy took me from my home and now that I'm 19 he just can't leave me alone,
Put your hands down, Empire, I'm not gonna shoot you,
I'm gonna bring balance to the force and join you,
Let's create a Death Star and create total chaos and hold the entire galaxy in my iron fist!
(Oh no, now he's completely insane,
Like Jace McLain,
Something must be wrong with his brain),
It's cuz of all the years that I've been left alone,
Now my brain only has two modes,
Violent headed violence,
Anger, hate, violence,
Violent and violence,
And *vhing vhing vhing*,
You screwed up my life,
Now I'm on a mission to go and screw up all yours,
Blood, guts, guns, moons, mad, sabers, bad, mine,

Now I'ma kill you!
You don't wanna mess with me,
Luke, please, you ain't nothin but a rebel to me,
Rebels, I'ma kill you,
Luke, I'm your father, see?
Y'all believe me? Answer me!
But if you kill me,
The galaxy will be free,
I'm going down with this Death Star, don't try to stop me,
Before they kill me,
Luke'll know I'm his daddy and I'll tell him not to grow up to be a baddie,

I said,
You don't wanna mess with Vader,
(Cuz why?)
Cuz Vader's got a freakin' Death Star,
(Ha ha)
I said,
You don't wanna mess with Vader,
(Why?)
Cuz Vader's got a freakin' Death Star,

Ha ha ha, I'm just playin' with you, Luke, you know I love you.