Eating in the city!
Your bill in sixty dollars and 10 cents
Food, I love it...
I just want chili and eat a lot
Cut the chicken with two knives
You just bring out the apple pie
Need to eat more food, all for me
You provide my stomach or I
Might go crazy or even eat you alive
Before indigestion I gotta take Tums
Hope you could hand me a piece of that cake

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Hurl... I was aching then and now
Wouldn't ya know my tummy was hurtin
Could I still have some turkey
Hurl... I was aching then and now
Wouldn't ya know my tummy was hurtin
Could I still have some turkey

If I leave marks in the pavement could I have chili?
If the chicken wasn't that good could I have turkey?
If I got full would my eating habits be a dead dynasty?
Could I use the restroom after drinking if I had to go badly?
If I had to much and could sense, that the food that I had wasn't the best?
If I was biting into a turkey would the crums all hide?
If I was at a buffet what should I eat, what should I decide?
I wouldn't be able to fit into my car to go out and drive
I'm think indigestion is what made me queasy inside
After my nap I'd have my dinner at Burger King
Would it be so hard to eat a quadroople bacon wit cheese?
And in bed I could fit on the matress because I'm fat?
If I went out in the public would they call me fat?
Now I see food and my mouth in drooling like sap
And I could go to Wendy's, yeah, I like that

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Now I'll go into the kitchen at the café just to see what's cookin?
Do I think that I will one day eat absolutely nothing?
I am going to eat as much until the point of indigestion
Do you know what I ate?, food is just a blessing
Do you know that I dream about ice cream?
I'm amazed that I can't even fit into my old pair of jeans
If I was down some Big Mac's would make me smile?
I treat myself to some chicken, not the tongue of a cow
If I was in a store they'd call me the fattest in history?
And I have extension chins, almost bigger than me
Sugarcanes, don't you know they're my favorite?
I hope that making my food won't ever take that long?
Well I've made some dieting mistakes, who cares? Hand me that cake
I love this ice cream cake
You know I get indigestion all of the while

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Could you please pass the turkey?
Could I eat, I must
I'll have indigestion at home and on the bus
Could you please pass the turkey?
Could I eat, I must
I'll have indigestion at home and on the bus