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Song Parodies -> "Don't Eat Play-Doh"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Trust Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

3OH!3

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Eat Play-Doh"

Parody Written by:

Spoof Queens

The Lyrics

Play-Doh
From my head to my feet
I got the twelve pack from the strange man that lives down the street
It may taste toxic
But it's something I need
Can't you read the label?
It says do not eat

T-t-tasty
The blue is the best
It may not taste like blueberries but I am obsessed
It's just so gooey
It slides down your throat
Just sip a little water and right down it goes

I've gotta eat it (No)
Please let me eat it (No)
I've gotta eat it (No no)
Don't eat Play-Doh
Never eat Play-Doh
Don't eat Play-Doh
It's toxic

I wanna eat it (No)
I'm gonna eat it (No)
I'm gonna eat this Play-Doh (Play-Doh oh oh)

Don't eat Play-Doh
Never eat Play-Doh
Don't eat Play-Doh
It's toxic

What happened to just playing with clay?
Stuff like that and floam is just so yesterday
This shit's for eating
Wait I don't feel good
Play-Doh is for playing
Think I misunderstood
B-but I don't care (Don't care)
I like it a lot
Please let me remind you 'cause I think that you forgot
If you keep eating this nasty Play-Doh
You're gonna start throwing up all over the floor

I think I'm gonna blow chunks
Rainbow colours and junk are gonna fly everywhere
But I don't care
I love Play-Doh
Gotta have Play-Doh
Don't eat Play-Doh
It's toxic

I wanna eat it (No)
I've gotta eat it (No)
Im gonna eat this Play-Doh
(Play doh doh)
Don't eat Play-Doh
You're such a psycho
Why are you eating Play-Doh?

Shush girl
Stuff your lips
Try a little Play-Doh
It tastes just like chips (I said)
Shush girl
Stuff your lips
Try a little Play-Doh
You wont get sick
Try some
Stuff you lips
It feels so amazing
It's like an eclipse

You'll end up just like this chick
Don't wanna end up like this
I'll never end up like this
I won't eat it

Don't eat Play-Doh
Never eat Play-Doh
Don't eat Play-Doh
It's toxic

I wanna eat it (No)
Please let me eat it (No)
I'm gonna eat it (No oh oh)

Don't eat Play-Doh
Never eat Play-Doh
Won't let Play-Doh
It's toxic


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Ashley - October 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I love this! Hilarious!

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