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Song Parodies -> "Modern Art"
Original Song Title:
"Fall Apart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
1208
Parody Song Title:
"Modern Art"
Parody Written by:
Cerebral Seraphim
The Lyrics
Because I'm really tired of seeing the kind of Jackson Pollock syle garbage people call art nowadays.
See this inverted bin
With lots of ruptures in
I’ll paint it yellow
Then you'll come to my show
This is called art today
Insane real artists say
No talent to show
But I’m gonna get rich anyway
Don’t need no effort for it
I couldn’t learn to draw it
If that’s a problem
Then my art’s not for you
(It’s worthless, that’s the truth)
A tasteless disaster, it’s covered in plaster
That's new (Can’t get my left hand loose)
Another example of making more money than you
This safe is filled with bees
Originality
It’s running quite low
As my laziness grows
A squirrel died dark brown
Tied to an Amish clown
No talent to show
But I’m going to make it, you know
Don’t need no effort for it
I couldn’t learn to draw it
If that’s a problem
Then my art’s not for you
(It’s worthless, that’s the truth)
A tasteless disaster, it’s covered in plaster
That's new (Can’t get my left hand loose)
Another example of making more money than you
Well how can I sleep at night
Though I’ve turned out the light
And I know this can’t be right
I make more than you do
Well how can I sleep at night
Though I’ve turned out the light
And I know this can’t be right
Why do you all hate me?
Every time I paint a dormouse blue
It's always cool to get it in the Louvre
But the more of this I do
The less people care for my health
And it's not so bad to be alone
While I just cover some shit in stone
If you’ve got a problem
I make more than you do
(It’s worthless, that’s the truth)
A tasteless disaster, it’s covered in plaster
That's new (Can’t get my left hand loose)
Another example of making more money than you
I make more than you do
(It’s worthless, that’s the truth)
A tasteless disaster, it’s covered in plaster
That's new (Can’t get my left hand loose)
Another example of making more money than you
More money than you....
With lots of ruptures in
I’ll paint it yellow
Then you'll come to my show
This is called art today
Insane real artists say
No talent to show
But I’m gonna get rich anyway
Don’t need no effort for it
I couldn’t learn to draw it
If that’s a problem
Then my art’s not for you
(It’s worthless, that’s the truth)
A tasteless disaster, it’s covered in plaster
That's new (Can’t get my left hand loose)
Another example of making more money than you
This safe is filled with bees
Originality
It’s running quite low
As my laziness grows
A squirrel died dark brown
Tied to an Amish clown
No talent to show
But I’m going to make it, you know
Don’t need no effort for it
I couldn’t learn to draw it
If that’s a problem
Then my art’s not for you
(It’s worthless, that’s the truth)
A tasteless disaster, it’s covered in plaster
That's new (Can’t get my left hand loose)
Another example of making more money than you
Well how can I sleep at night
Though I’ve turned out the light
And I know this can’t be right
I make more than you do
Well how can I sleep at night
Though I’ve turned out the light
And I know this can’t be right
Why do you all hate me?
Every time I paint a dormouse blue
It's always cool to get it in the Louvre
But the more of this I do
The less people care for my health
And it's not so bad to be alone
While I just cover some shit in stone
If you’ve got a problem
I make more than you do
(It’s worthless, that’s the truth)
A tasteless disaster, it’s covered in plaster
That's new (Can’t get my left hand loose)
Another example of making more money than you
I make more than you do
(It’s worthless, that’s the truth)
A tasteless disaster, it’s covered in plaster
That's new (Can’t get my left hand loose)
Another example of making more money than you
More money than you....
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Excellent - you said what people have been saying for the past century. It seems that if you're famous, all you have to do is barf on a floor in an art museum and label it "Ralph" and it is art. These days size counts. You see those empty rooms with huge blocks or fences or piles of trash. And Andrew Wyeth and Thomas Kincade are dismissed as trash???
Good stuff, so true
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