I'm N, A, K, E-D

let me tell you what I wanna do
I don't wanna wear clothes or shoes
wanna streak, wanna run with you
wanna see my name all over Morning News
at the ball game or in the park
dropping my pants like Marky Mark
on TV you see me burn my fat
but everyone treats me like a threat
girl, I'm talking 'bout

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streaking on screen
I need it 'cause I love to be seen
and I can show everyone I keep clean
isn't freedom the American Dream?
know what I mean
streaking on screen
it's my way of blowing off steam
I'll even streak at TRL among the teens
or a live interview with Charlie Sheen
know what I mean
streaking on screen

never thought that I would get
so many cops running after me
on the left, on the right, an entire crew
would they dare to strike a man in the nude?
love the way the wind's flowing down
and I can feel it all around
on my nipples and in the back of me
now I'm entering reality
the Big Brother House is in for a surpri-i-i-ise

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won't stop girl, you know I can't streak enough
wanna show it in the morning when I'm waking up
wanna help Tiger Woods with his hole-in-one
then he has to pay the doc to operate my bum
see, boys, don't hate me I was born this way (way!)
when it comes to being naked, we should say hurray
(we should say hurray!)
so all the people in the house, better show some class
throw your clothes in the air and represent you a**

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