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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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The Weeknd's, "Blinding Lights"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I said ooh I'll die in bed tonight
Nothing's gonna stop me from my touch
The Real Lyrics:
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
The Story: So this was the first time I heard it and I didn't even know the name or the lyrics. So I actually kind of liked the song so I started searching into lyric finding sites "Ooh ill die in bed tonight". Then months after that I shazamed it and found out it was blinding lights and I told my friends about my funny misheard lyrics. - Submitted by: Tyler
The Weeknd's, "I Feel It Coming"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Elle fait le camping
The Real Lyrics:
I feel it coming
The Story: I heard this on the radio while we were quitting the hotel to go back home and I heard this. I recorded it on my old phone because my new one broke. It broke July 18, 2021. I got my new phone on June 12, 2020 and my old phone on January 30, 2018. submitted on august 4 2021. - Submitted by: PC user
The Weeknd's, "In the Night"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Iron Man
The Real Lyrics:
I don't mind
The Story: I heard that song on the bus today. - Submitted by: TJ Ousky
The Weeknd's, "Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Got the money, need to urinate
The Real Lyrics:
You talking money, need a hearing aid
The Story: Heard this in the car with the kid. She got mad for me laughing at the lyrics, but she heard the same words I did. They can never be unheard either. - Submitted by: extra_special_lyrics
The Weeknd's, "Starboy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a, I'm a sodimist.
The Real Lyrics:
I'm a motherf**kin' starboy.
The Story: When I listen to the real uncut version of the song, I hear the correct lyrics easily. But when I hear this song on a local radio station, the lyrics sound like this. - Submitted by: Dane
The Weeknd's, "Starboy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Need to urinate
The Real Lyrics:
need a hearing aid
The Story: I guess I do need a hearing aid because I misheard that line - Submitted by: Phoenixtdm
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