Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> J -> Jumping Jack Flash
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jumping Jack Flash that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was drowned, I was washed up in lead pois-on.
Original Lyrics:
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was ground on a washtub and lived for a day.
Original Lyrics:
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a two-faced bearded hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two fairies cut in half.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two lesbians.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two men split in half.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash
S**ts a gas, gas, gas.
S**ts a gas, gas, gas.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
It's a gas, gas, gas.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a guess, guess, guess.
It's a guess, guess, guess.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
It's a gas, gas, gas.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash is an a** a** a**.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas.
Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a mustache dance.
It's a mustache dance.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
It's a gas, gas, gas.
The Rolling Stones', "Jumping Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
S***s from a**, a**, a**.
S***s from a**, a**, a**.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
It's a gas, gas, gas.
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