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1950s
Gene Kelly's, "Singin' in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm singin' in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
I'm singin' in the rain
 
1960s
Bobby Rydell's, "Wildwood Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then those party nights
Original Lyrics:
And then those party lights
Johnny Farnham's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One is the loneliest number, even worse than two
Original Lyrics:
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two
The Animals', "House of the Rising Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the only time he is satisfied
Is when he's on a trump.
Original Lyrics:
And the only time he is satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk.
The Beach Boys', "Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first lady got drunk
Original Lyrics:
The first mate he got drunk
The Spencer Davis Group's, "Gimme Some Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta gimme southern lovin'
Original Lyrics:
You gotta gimme some lovin'
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a real good lion
Original Lyrics:
She's a real good liar
Eagles', "Desperado"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice gelato
Original Lyrics:
Desperado
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dachshund society cow
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
Sly and the Family Stone's, "If You Want Me to Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’ll never be in dust
Original Lyrics:
You’ll never be in doubt
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a Ginsu barroom queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis
 
1980s
Benny Mardones', "Into the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like having a drink
Original Lyrics:
It's like having a dream
Boz Scaggs', "JoJo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Georgia, dig those Broadway nights
Original Lyrics:
JoJo, dig those broadway nights
Commercial's, "Extra Gum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Extra flavor for that extra long date
Original Lyrics:
Extra flavor for that extra long day
Commercial's, "Rock Lords"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock Lords: Power from living rocks.
Original Lyrics:
Rock Lords: Powerful living rocks.
Jermaine Jackson's, "Let's Get Serious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
Let's get serious
Jermaine Jackson's, "Let's Get Serious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get serious and foam my mouth.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get serious and fall in love.
Michael Jackson's, "Liberian Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onomatopoeia, onomatopoeia, bombs away.
Original Lyrics:
Naku Penda Piya-Naku Taka Piya-Mpenziwe
Phil Collins', "Don't Lose My Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry, don't you lose my number
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
Simply Red's, "Money's Too Tight (to Mention)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're talking about the Taco Bell
Original Lyrics:
We're talking about the dollar bill
Smokey Robinson's, "Cruisin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love it when we're boozin' together
Original Lyrics:
I love it when we're cruisin' together
The Fixx's, "Deeper and Deeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see the edge I'm looking for
I get deeper and deeper
Original Lyrics:
Then I see the edge, I look, I fall
And I get deeper and deeper
The Pixies', "Here Comes Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiccups young man
Original Lyrics:
Here comes your man
The Rolling Stones', "Emotional Rescue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I come to your Motrin rescue
Original Lyrics:
I come to your emotional rescue
Wham!'s, "Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty feelings got no rhythm
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Yaz's, "Don’t Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never let you grow
Original Lyrics:
I never let you go
 
1990s
Blur's, "There's No Other Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to play
Original Lyrics:
I'll watch you play
Collective Soul's, "Gel"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh)
Original Lyrics:
(Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)
Commercial's, "Astroland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asshole, asshole, asshole land at Coney Island
Original Lyrics:
Astro-Astro-Astroland at Coney Island
Donna Lewis', "I Love You Always Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you don't love me forever
Original Lyrics:
Say you'll love, love me forever
Eagle-Eye Cherry's, "Save Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to break our code
Original Lyrics:
Fight the break of dawn
Electronic's, "Get the Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't deal with any favours
Hell, the herald angels sing
Original Lyrics:
Don't do me any favours
Hark, the herald angels sting
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all I ever dreamed of
Original Lyrics:
You're all I ever needed
Jane's Addiction's, "Three Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neurotic Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Erotic Jesus
Jimmy Somerville's, "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like chlorine
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel mighty real
New Kids on the Block's, "Step by Step"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna get 'til you go
Original Lyrics:
Gonna get to you, girl
Nine Inch Nails', "Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead or alive
Original Lyrics:
Terrible lie
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "Sailing on the Seven Seas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing love will capture me
Original Lyrics:
You say that love will capture me
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can I remember…
Original Lyrics:
Why can’t I remember…
Ralph Tresvant's, "Sensitivity"
Misheard Lyrics:
But boy, for you I'm here, you won't be without love
Original Lyrics:
Because for you I'm here, you won't be without love
Savage Garden's, "To the Moon and Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
So won't you be my payday?
Original Lyrics:
So won't you be my baby?
The KLF's, "Last Train to Trancentral"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Josh, do you wanna ride?
Original Lyrics:
Come on boy, do you wanna ride?
 
2000s
American Hi-Fi's, "Flavor of the Weak"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is the creator of her league
Original Lyrics:
She is the flavor of the weak
Commercial's, "Harrah's"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you gotta get to Paris, oh yeah!
Original Lyrics:
You know you gotta get to Harrah's, oh yeah!
Fall Out Boy's, "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a little man
And I'm also evil
Also into cats,
Also into cats
Original Lyrics:
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are
Oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
Radiohead's, "2 + 2 = 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penetration, penetration, penetration
Original Lyrics:
Paying attention, paying attention, paying attention
 
2010s
Demi Lovato's, "Confident"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you say I’m constipated
Original Lyrics:
So you say I’m complicated
Lewis Capaldi's, "Before You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was never a Ragtime
Original Lyrics:
Was never the right time
Radiohead's, "Lotus Flower"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burgers float into my room
Original Lyrics:
The bird that's flown into my room
Slipknot's, "Killpop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I need to pee
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I need the pain

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