Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for June 24, 2009
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1970s | |
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics: A breakdown to my blood.
Original Lyrics: Goes right down to my blood.
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Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band's, "10th Ave Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics: Tempt the Devil with a freezer
Original Lyrics: 10th Avenue freeze-out
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Rankin/Bass', "The Miser Brothers"
Misheard Lyrics: Turns to snow in my lunch.
Original Lyrics: Turns to snow in my clutch.
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Rolling Stones', "Beast of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never be your big suburban
Original Lyrics: I'll never be your beast of burden
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The Beatles', "Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics: Time to move on, yeah
Original Lyrics: Jai guru deva, om
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The Who's, "5:15"
Misheard Lyrics: Magically born
On a quiet street corner Original Lyrics: Magically bored
On a quiet street corner |
1980s | |
Cher's, "Just Like Jesse James"
Misheard Lyrics: You think you're so bad, drive the women f***in' wild.
Original Lyrics: You think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild.
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Culture Club's, "Karma Chameleon"
Misheard Lyrics: Every day is like survival
You're my lover, Not my rifle. Original Lyrics: Every day is like survival
You're my lover, not my rival. |
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics: Spunk dried face
Original Lyrics: Smoke dried in faces
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Men At Work's, "It's A Mistake"
Misheard Lyrics: Jealous commander what do you think?
Original Lyrics: Tell us commander, what do you think?
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Mike Oldfield's, "Foreign Affair"
Misheard Lyrics: A lagoon parliament
Original Lyrics: A lagoon by la mer
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Rush's, "Limelight"
Misheard Lyrics: The neo-elation
They underlie beneath Original Lyrics: The real relation
The underlying theme |
The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics: And it's hard to say
Just how soft drinks never change. Original Lyrics: And it's hard to say
Just how some things never change. |
1990s | |
Blur's, "End of a Century"
Misheard Lyrics: Because we're giants when we say good night
End of a centriole Is nothing special. Original Lyrics: We kiss with dry lips when we say good night
End of a century, oohhhh, It's nothing special. |
Fatboy Slim's, "The Rockefeller Skank"
Misheard Lyrics: Check it out now, I f***ed your mother.
Original Lyrics: Check it out now, the funk soul brother.
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Phil Collins', "Strangers Like Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Something's familiar, but it's strange as lightning
Original Lyrics: Something's familiar about these strangers like me
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R.E.M.'s, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics: Calling Cheryl Baker
Original Lyrics: Call me when you try to wake her.
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Screaming Trees', "Alice Said"
Misheard Lyrics: Hop in, sit down, bounce around
Now I can’t pee Original Lyrics: I've never sent down, bounced all around
Now I can't see |
Slipknot's, "Eyeless"
Misheard Lyrics: Let me have my porno, aye!
Original Lyrics: Look me in my brand new eye!
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Tool's, "4 Degrees"
Misheard Lyrics: Jet black man, jet black man, jet blind...
Original Lyrics: Just like that, just like that, just like...
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2000s | |
Adele's, "Chasing Pavements"
Misheard Lyrics: Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing payments?
Original Lyrics: Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements
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Ashlee Simpson's, "Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics: One (Is that all you got to say?)
Plus One (You're rubbing me the wrong way!) See your lips moving, but I don't get the word you say Original Lyrics: What! (Is that all you got to say?)
What What! (You're rubbing me the wrong way!) See your lips moving, but I don't catch a word you say |
Battles', "Atlas"
Misheard Lyrics: Singer is cooked
Original Lyrics: The singer is a crook
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Brandy's, "Right Here (Departed)"
Misheard Lyrics: Beat rock dog chow be back
Original Lyrics: Be rock. Dark child. We back.
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Buckcherry's, "Crazy Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics: Hey, you're a crazy b****
'Cuz you cook so good and make sandwiches. Original Lyrics: Hey, you're a crazy b****
'Cuz you f*** so good, I'm on top of it. |
Christina Aguilera's, "Come On Over"
Misheard Lyrics: Cum on ovum, cum on ovum, baby.
Original Lyrics: Come on over, come on over baby.
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Disturbed's, "Down With The Sickness"
Misheard Lyrics: Can I f*** a monkey down with the sickness!
Original Lyrics: Come on, get down with the sickness.
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Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics: Im blue I believe I'm a guy
Original Lyrics: I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die.
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Flyleaf's, "All Around Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Savoring this hard death feeling
Original Lyrics: Savoring this heart that’s healing
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Flyleaf's, "All Around Me"
Misheard Lyrics: This fire runs in through my vegan.
Original Lyrics: This fire rising through my being.
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Guns N Roses', "Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics: Can't find the door.
Original Lyrics: All that you've done for me.
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HSM3: Senior Year's, "Now Or Never"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm bending with your crotch over
Original Lyrics: Shake’em with the crossover
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Katy Perry's, "I Kissed a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: It felt so wrong
It felt so right Don't mean I'm or out tonight. Original Lyrics: It felt so wrong
It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight. |
Kings Of Leon's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics: And it's cutting clovers
Original Lyrics: And it's coming closer
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Kings Of Leon's, "Pistol Of Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Let's start a fire! let's start a fire!
Original Lyrics: Pistol of fire! Pistol of fire!
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Kings Of Leon's, "Taper Jean Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: Figure it's a song and not a place
Original Lyrics: Cigarettes and songs with a winters chafe
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Lemar's, "If She Knew How Bad"
Misheard Lyrics: If she knew how bad I wanna make this work,
her mother belongs to her, Original Lyrics: If she knew how bad I wanna make this work,
how my love belongs to her, |
Natasha Bedingfeild's, "These Words"
Misheard Lyrics: Never rymhes, see you later
Original Lyrics: Clever Rhymes, see you later.
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Plies', "Shawty"
Misheard Lyrics: I pointed at the donkey and told her it sposed to be yours.
Original Lyrics: I pointed at the donk and told her this supposed to be yours
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Santogold's, "L.E.S. Artistes"
Misheard Lyrics: If you see me, keep blowing me a fast bar waiver.
Original Lyrics: If you see me, keep going, be a passby-waver.
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Smile.dk's, "Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics: Someone who is strong
And isn't very shy Original Lyrics: Someone who is strong
But still a little shy. |
Tegan and Sara's, "Back In Your Head"
Misheard Lyrics: I just want that kitty of his.
Original Lyrics: I just want back in your head.
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The Pink Spiders', "Modern Swinger"
Misheard Lyrics: My baby's pretty as a car crash
Sexy as the stinger of a hornet in your arm Original Lyrics: My baby's pretty as a car crash
Sexy as a stinger, wanna hold her in my arms |
The Wailing Souls', "War Down at the Pawnshop"
Misheard Lyrics: War down at the porn-shop.
Original Lyrics: War down at the pawnshop.
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Westlife's, "World Of Our Own"
Misheard Lyrics: I let you ring when no-one else calls
Original Lyrics: I let you in where no-one else goes
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country | |
Garth Brooks', "Standing Outside the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Life is not trying, it's merely surviving
You're standing outside the fire Original Lyrics: Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire |
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misc | |
Traditional's, "Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics: And the toilet's last cleaning
Original Lyrics: at the twilight's last gleaming
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xmas | |
Sting's, "Gabriel's Message"
Misheard Lyrics: Those potty cinqo sais, Orion
Original Lyrics: Most highly favored lady, Gloria
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