Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 29, 2008

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1950s
Bob Marley 's, "Redemption Songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Pirate is just a Rabbi
Sold out to a merchant ship.
Original Lyrics:
Old pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Ray Ellington's, "Free-handed Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a three-handed woman.
Original Lyrics:
She's a free-handed woman.
 
1960s
The Beatles', "In My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my life, I loved the mall.
Original Lyrics:
In my life, I've loved them all.
The Hollies', "On A Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride a carousel.
Original Lyrics:
On a carousel
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Thank You For The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm nothing special
In fact, I'm a bit of a whore.
Original Lyrics:
I'm nothing special
In fact, I'm a bit of a bore.
Aerosmith's, "Home Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time, to be too sweet a dude.
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time, to bid you sweet adieu.
Barry White's, "My First My Last My Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're like a football in glue on a brand new day.
Original Lyrics:
Your like a first morning dew on a brand new day.
Bee Gees', "More Than A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blonde headed woman
Original Lyrics:
More than a woman
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your dental plan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Miller! No we will not let you go.
Original Lyrics:
Bismillah! No we will not let you go.
Tee Set's, "My Belle Ami"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Bellamy, I am in love with you.
Original Lyrics:
My Belle Ami, I'm in love with you.
The Cars', "Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the perfume that you buy.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a broken lullaby.
 
1980s
Cheryl Lynn's, "Encore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your, good lunch, deserves an uncle!
Original Lyrics:
Your, good love, deserves an encore!
Falco's, "Rock Me, Amadeus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes, hot potatoes, rock me hot, potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, rock me, Amadeus.
Hall and Oates', "Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many have fantasy
What'd you think, you'd get it for free?
Original Lyrics:
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free.
Hall and Oates', "Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out for her, she'll chew you up.
Original Lyrics:
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.
Lindsay Buckingham's, "Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should arrive on the double.
Original Lyrics:
I should run on the double.
Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor head
What's your price to fight
Killing Mr. Right.
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mr. Right.
The Police's, "Spirits in the Material World"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are spirits in uh mah cer-reee-ul. (There are spirits in my cereal)
Original Lyrics:
There are spirits in the material world.
Violent Femmes', "Blister In The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
On my clean sheets, I beat my m***
I don't even know why.
Original Lyrics:
Body and heat, I stain my sheets
I don't even know why.
 
1990s
Alien Ant Farm's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was sitting at the table.
You could see she was an emo.
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck it was ugly.
Original Lyrics:
She was sitting at the table.
You could see she wasn't able.
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down it was her doom.
Backstreet Boys', "I Need You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know a time that you whirl us and me.
Original Lyrics:
I know a time that you were lustin' me.
Duran Duran's, "Perfect Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're going to read just for your son
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I stand here with you.
Original Lyrics:
You're going to reap just what you sow
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you.
Eiffel 65's, "Blue ( Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, I believe I can die.
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.
Enya's, "Orinoco Flow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil, devil
Original Lyrics:
Da da, da da
Green Day's, "When I Come Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you crying loud
All the way from the South.
Original Lyrics:
I heard you crying loud
All the way across town.
Green Day's, "When I Come Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a loser and a user and I don't need no accuser.
Don't try to slap me down because I know you're right.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser and a user and I don't need no accuser.
To try to slag me down because I know you're right.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find my bedpan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Tonight, Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We use matzah balls, matzah balls tonight."
Original Lyrics:
The impossible is possible tonight.
 
2000s
Backstreet Boys', "Shape Of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send in this beautiful
Loneliness that's tragical
So help me, I can't win this war.
Original Lyrics:
Sadness is beautiful
But Loneliness is tragical
So help me, I can't win this war.
Boys Like Girls', "Hero/Heroine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a closet filled up to the brim
With the ghosts of my past and discolored tins.
Original Lyrics:
I got a closet filled up to the brim
With the ghosts of my past and their skeletons.
Boys Like Girls', "Hero/Heroine"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not complicated; I was sedated.
Original Lyrics:
It's not complicated; I was so jaded.
Boys Like Girls', "Up Against the Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then you feel me up against the wall.
Original Lyrics:
And then you threw me up against the wall.
Busted's, "Air Hostess"
Misheard Lyrics:
I messed my pants when we flew over France.
Original Lyrics:
I missed my chance when we flew over France.
Busted's, "Sleeping With The Light On"
Misheard Lyrics:
And sharks swim through my face.
Original Lyrics:
And shocks went through my veins.
Chevelle's, "Midnight to Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
These Bolsheviks won't last another day.
Original Lyrics:
We both should last another day.
Commercial's, "Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gotta have goldfish!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
Duran Duran's, "White Lines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freak! Frock! Freak! Frock! Freak! Frock!
Original Lyrics:
Free rock, free rock, free rock, free rock
Finger 11's, "Paralyzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel awkward a**, I should!
Original Lyrics:
And I feel awkward, as I should.
Gazette's, "Cassis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy's wokked my feather.
Original Lyrics:
And will walk together.
Gazette's, "Silly God Disco"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tango, oggy oggy
Original Lyrics:
Hey God, are you ready?
Green Day's, "St. Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the son of a b****, a n*****, and a ho.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son of a b**** and Edgar Allen Poe.
Green Day's, "St. Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics:
St. Jimmy's coming down across the other way.
Up on the boulevard like a zip code, operate.
Original Lyrics:
St. Jimmy's coming down across the alleyway.
Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade.
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics:
So V-I-C
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly I see.
Kasier Chiefs', "I Predict A Riot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hyperliterate
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot.
Nellie McKay's, "Happy Flower "
Misheard Lyrics:
We gamble recklessly as if a n***** in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
We gamble recklessly as if a dagger in the dark.
Radiohead's, "All I Need"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an atom bomb, trapped in your hard c***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an animal, trapped in your hot car.
Simple Plan's, "Surrender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom and dad are f***ing on the couch.
Original Lyrics:
Mom and Dad are talking on the couch.
 
country
Aaron Tippin's, "Kiss This"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't mean on my grocery list.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips.
 
misc
Train's, "Cab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some times I think I'm the only cavalry rogue.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road.

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