Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 16, 2008

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1970s
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good die yon.
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young.
Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milkmaids.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love the gun now (boom, boom, boom).
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love the Governor (oo, oo, oo).
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, you know, to run her in the night.
Original Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Steely Dan's, "Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are ya rollin' in the leaves?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
The Tymes', "Miss Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat nav the human race.
Original Lyrics:
Satin and perfume and lace.
 
1980s
Jackson Browne's, "Lawyers In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone but you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Among the human beings
Jefferson Starship's, "No Way Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
No way out
She doesn't mat(ter) what's goin' down.
Original Lyrics:
No way out
She doesn`t buy my story.
John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Pink House"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could start a blog.
Original Lyrics:
I remember when you could stop a clock.
Marvin Gaye's, "Sexual Healing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexual feeling
Original Lyrics:
Sexual healing
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama see, mama saw, my mongoose saw
Original Lyrics:
Mama say, mama sah, ma ma cu sa
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Bark At The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bark at your mom
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking little hearts like you wanted me.
Original Lyrics:
For breaking little hearts like the one in me.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get right back on my feet every day.
Original Lyrics:
I get right back on my feet again.
Saga's, "On the Loose"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the Massachusetts style.
Original Lyrics:
If the method suits the style
Sir Mix-a-Lot's, "Baby Got Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Rumpelstiltskin
You say you wanna get in my bins?
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, Rump-o-smooth-skin
you say you wanna get in my Benz?
The Police's, "On Any Other Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a carp on the door.
Original Lyrics:
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a car by the door.
The Police's, "Synchronicity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little hombre, little Juanto
You will know
Synchronicity.
Original Lyrics:
With one breath, with one flow
You will know
Synchronicity.
Theme Song's, ""Days Of Our Lives" Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my dumb old carrot
And these are the days of our lives.
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey
And these are the Days Of Our Lives.
 
1990s
Puff Daddy's, "I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shop for new clothes for kids.
Original Lyrics:
Shop for new clothes and kicks.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
For girls in their eighties.
Original Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties.
Stone Temple Pilots', "Plush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where you going for tomorrow?
Where you going with the Master Card?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
The Bucketheads', "Da Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza's goin' through my mind.
Original Lyrics:
These sounds fall into my mind.
The Eels', "Manchester Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a man, just a girl
Original Lyrics:
Just a Manchester girl
 
2000s
30 Seconds To Mars', "From Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a mountain he sits
Not of gold, but of sin.
Original Lyrics:
On a mountain he sits
Not of gold, but of s***.
Anberlin's, "The Feel Good Drag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kiss, your clothes, your crutch.
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss, your calls, your crutch.
Chris Brown's, "Gimme Whatcha Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get..... and make love on p****.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get.... and make love on Venus.
Chris Brown's, "Hold Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
To want to rock no crew
Just be better with my boo.
Original Lyrics:
No entourage, no crew
Just me riding with my boo.
Estelle feat. Kanye West's, "American Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to Majorca
Love to see LA.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to New York
I'd love to see LA.
Evanescence's, "All That I'm Living For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock the last stupid door.
Original Lyrics:
Lock the last open door.
Evanescence's, "Lacrymosa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can this be what you really wanted to be?
Original Lyrics:
Can this be what you really wanted, baby?
Evanescence's, "Snow White Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon enough you'll see you're just like me.
Original Lyrics:
Soon I know you'll see you're just like me.
Evanescence's, "Sweet Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's true, we're already all insane.
Original Lyrics:
It's true, we're all a little insane.
Fergi's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and mmmmm cards.
Original Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and Uno cards.
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though you're cynical, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
Though you're dead and gone, believe me.
Outkast's, "Hey, Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it like a corduroy pizza.
Original Lyrics:
Shake like a Polaroid picture.
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Constantly Thank God for Esteban"
Misheard Lyrics:
The conductor is begging me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
Panic! At The Disco's, "London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get ready to meet the press.
Original Lyrics:
Panic!: meet the press.
Panic! At The Disco's, "London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better pack your s*** up
With more than good looks while you're under the gun.
Original Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better back your s*** up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun.
Panic! At The Disco's, "London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us sing like the pros.
Original Lyrics:
Let us sing like the doves.
Panic! At The Disco's, "London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start talking this sensational lisp.
Original Lyrics:
Start talking "a sensationalist".
Panic! At The Disco's, "London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better package it up.
Original Lyrics:
You better back your s*** up.
Panic! At The Disco's, "Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prescribed pills
I'll send the shakes
I'll send the pills.
Original Lyrics:
Prescribed pills
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills.
Panic! At The Disco's, "Time To Dance (demo)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sure, you sure you better have it.
Original Lyrics:
You sure, you sure you let her have it?
Ray J's, "Sexy Can I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy, can I just parked my Mantis?
Original Lyrics:
Sexy, can I just pardon my manners?
Smash Mouth's, "All-Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those livers discoing
Break some moving stars to make lots more.
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Sublime's, "Wrong Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big soggy j*** running down to her chin.
Original Lyrics:
Big salty tears running down to her chin.
 
country
Kenny Chesney's, "Shiftwork"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of s***...work
Original Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of shiftwork
Travis Tritt's, "It's A Great Day To Be Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah I think I'll make me some brown haired shoes
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah I think I'll make me some homemade soup
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.

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