Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 8, 2008

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1960s
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people, keep God in mind'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
The Beatles', "I'm A Walus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am in Woolworth's.
Original Lyrics:
I am a walrus.
Velvet Underground's, "Venus and Furs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped in estrous
Original Lyrics:
Strike, dear mistress.
 
1970s
Barry Manilow's, "Copacabana"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lost her youth and she lost her pony.
Original Lyrics:
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony.
Carly Simon's, "Cow Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He went to France on business, met a woman who makes him moan.
Original Lyrics:
He went to France on business, met a woman there named Simone.
Cast of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show''s, "Time Warp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let sex reside.
Original Lyrics:
Let's exercise.
David Bowie's, "The Man Who Sold the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We smoke across a dwen.
Original Lyrics:
We spoke of was and when.
Edgar Winter Group's, "Free Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and take a free ride (free ride).
Come on and take it by my side.
Original Lyrics:
Come on and take a free ride (free ride).
Come on and sit here by my side.
Edgar Winter Group's, "Free Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on take take a free ride (free ride).
Come on and take it by my side.
Original Lyrics:
Come on take take a free ride (free ride).
Come on and sit here by my side.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really mean
She's got electric boobs, a mohair chute
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Neil Diamond's, "Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever in rude jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
TV Theme's, "Movin' On Up (The Jeffersons Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don''t fry on the griddle
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
 
1980s
A Taste Of Honey's, "Sukiyaki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Untouchable memories seemed to impart to me.
Original Lyrics:
Unintentional memory seemed to depart to me.
Cyndi Lauper's, "All Through the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be with me running all through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Keep with me forward all through the night.
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Jesus, wait for me.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of this.
Huey Lewis And The News', "Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tougher than diamonds
Whips like cream.
Original Lyrics:
Tougher than diamonds
Rich like cream.
John Parr 's, "St. Elmo's Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grow a nub, you can't see them ride in on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Growin' up, you can't see the writing on the wall.
Rainbow's, "Desperate Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now I find another satellite.
Original Lyrics:
But now I find another set of lies.
Rainbow's, "Desperate Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you'd to know there I'm gonna break through
Hello!
Original Lyrics:
Want you to know that I'm gonna break through
How long...
Stevie Nicks', "Edge of Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dis a doo whah wingah
Original Lyrics:
Just like the white winged dove.
Thompson Twins', "Doctor! Doctor!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chips at night, it's such delight.
Original Lyrics:
Ships at night give such delight.
 
1990s
Alien Ant Farm's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was sitting at the table,you could se she was emo.
So she ran into the bedroom,she was struck down it was bloody.
Original Lyrics:
She was sitting at the table, you could see she was able.
So she ran into the bedroom, she was struck down it was her doom.
David Lee Roth's, "A Little Ain't Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was vaccinated with a pornograph needle for the summer 'brate
Safe summer that I kissed her own daddy's move and shot across the lake.
Original Lyrics:
Was vaccinated with a phonograph needle one summer break
Same summer that I kissed her on her daddy`s boat and shot across the lake.
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama say, mama sews, Mama's ole coal shed
Original Lyrics:
Mama se, mama sa, mama cu sa.
Queensryche's, "Silent Lucidity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of gonna get close to you leading the game of life.
Original Lyrics:
Of some one close to you leaving the game of life.
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready to come, ready to go
Ready to go to Kathmandu!
Original Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?
Sublime's, "What I Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** it, I'm fried and it's all the same.
or
F*** it, it's Friday and it's all the same.
Original Lyrics:
F***in' and fightin', it's all the same.
Sublime's, "What I Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
Libbin' lubbudy do's
The only way to stay sane.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' with Louie Dog's
The only way to stay sane.
The Cranberries', "Twent One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think it's going to happen anymore
You took my tarts from me
Now I want nothing more.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think it's going to happen anymore
You took my thoughts from me
Now I want nothing more.
 
2000s
50 Cent's, "In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, go, go, go go Showty, it's your birthday.
Original Lyrics:
Go, go, go, go go Shawty, it's your birthday.
Carrie Underwood's, "Jesus Take The Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
She saw boulder lights flash before her eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes.
Dropkick Murphys', "I'm Shipping Up To Boston"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living off the mustard! (WHOA OH OH)
Original Lyrics:
I'm shipping up to Boston! (WHOA OH OH)
Evanesence's, "Going Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to break you.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to break through.
Fall Out Boy's, "This Isn't A Scene, It's An Arm Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy, Lucy is a g** d*** a**e face.
Original Lyrics:
This ain't a scene, it's a g**d*** arms race.
Foo Fighters', "The Pretender"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these things is not like the others.
Original Lyrics:
What if I say I'm not like the others?
Good Charlotte's, "I Don't Wanna Be In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody, you got a reason to lip-sync I don't wanna be alone, I don't wanna be alone.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody, put up your hands, sing "I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in love"
Green Day's, "King For A Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
Hitler in a thong.
Original Lyrics:
King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
In a leather thong.
I-15's, "Lost in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me a loaded gun.
Original Lyrics:
They call me Polow da Don.
Incubus', "Sick, Sad, Little World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Star-craving, sick, sad little world.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
Lemon Demon's, "Samuel And Rosella"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll play terrible, drinking Geritol.
Original Lyrics:
Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
Linkin Park's, "Bleed It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sing a song, eat a pickle, just to throw it away.
Original Lyrics:
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away.
Linkin Park's, "In The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
The clock ticks microwave.
Original Lyrics:
The clock ticks life away.
Mariah Carey's, "Touch My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna make you feel like you're a man.
or
I just wanna make you feel like I'm a man.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna make you feel like you never did.
Panic! At The Disco's, "Its Time To Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in estrogen and ordering virgin drinks
Original Lyrics:
Hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine dreams
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby on the wall
Baby on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I’m the one
Maybe I’m the one.
Sean Paul's, "Temperature"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the right temperature
Fish Hat
A ewe from the storm.
Original Lyrics:
I got the right temperature
For shelter you from the storm.
State Of Shock's, "Hearts That Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks b****es of her dreams
But truly they don't agree with me.
Original Lyrics:
She paints pictures of her dreams
But today, they don't include me.
Vampire Weekend's, "A Punk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look outside, the rain goat's gone. say oh.
Original Lyrics:
Look outside at the raincoats coming, say OH.
 
country
Gretchen Wilson's, "Redneck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every--oh! Folks, sing this song!
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
 
misc
Muse's, "Plug In Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
My plug in baby is a broken virgin on the airwaves.
Original Lyrics:
My plug in baby in unbroken virgin realities

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