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1950s
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "How Can Love Survive?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot dial out a meal for you.
Original Lyrics:
I cannot die like Camille for you.
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "How Can Love Survive"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Gareth Room's "The Way Upstairs", the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
Original Lyrics:
In garret rooms away upstairs, the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
 
1960s
Bobby Hebb's, "Sunny"
Misheard Lyrics:
My life was torn like a wind-blown sail
And then, a rock was formed when we held bail.
Original Lyrics:
My life was stormed like the wind-blown sands
And then, a rock was formed when we held hands.
Cast of 'Oliver''s, "It's A Fine Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fine airs and fine graces
Don't ever seem to meet.
Original Lyrics:
Fine airs and fine graces
Don't have to sin to eat.
Cast of 'Oliver''s, "It's A Fine Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gin toddies, large measures -
No skipping if you Please!
Original Lyrics:
Gin toddies, large measures -
No skimping if you Please!
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Sixteen Going On Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am sixteen going on seventeen.
I know that I'm not Eve.
Original Lyrics:
I am sixteen going on seventeen.
I know that I'm naïve.
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "So Long, Fairwell"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause thou hast gone to bed, then so must I.
Original Lyrics:
The sun has gone to bed and so must I.
Frankie Valli And the Four Seasons', "Working My Way Back To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a birdie love inside.
Original Lyrics:
With a burning love inside
Rolling Stones', "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went down to the jealousy drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standin' in line with Mr. Jimmy
A man said he looked pretty ill

We decided that we would have a social
My favorite flavor, cherry red
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy Yeah
And he said one word to me, and that was this.
Original Lyrics:
I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standin' in line with Mr. Jimmy
A-man did he look pretty ill

We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy Yeah
And he said one word to me, and that was 'dead'.
 
1970s
Boston's, "More Than A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm tired of drinking coke
Original Lyrics:
When I'm tired and I think I'm cold
Carole King 's, "Clouds In My Coffee"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were with an underworld spy or a wise little clothespin
Original Lyrics:
You were with an underworld spy or the wife of close friend
Clash's, "White Riot"
Misheard Lyrics:
A riot in my home
Original Lyrics:
A riot of my own
Elton John's, "Rocketman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning down the trees in every lawn
Original Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
 
1980s
Boston's, "More Than A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see my Aunt Marion walking away.
Original Lyrics:
I see my Marianne walkin' away.
Don Henley's, "Drivin' With Your Eyes Closed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go scrape on with your asshole
Original Lyrics:
Let's go scrape across the terrazzo
Don Henley's, "Drivin' With Your Eyes Closed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some guys were born to ramble
Some guys breathe bubble air
Original Lyrics:
Some guys were born to Rimbaud
Some guys breathe Baudelaire
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I don't be leaving here.
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I don't be leaving here
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving her
Genesis', "Domino (The Last Domino)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children are screaming and playing with books
Original Lyrics:
Children are swimming and playing with boats
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not adopted.
Original Lyrics:
Bite the dust, hey!
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
A & P has pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
Original Lyrics:
A & P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey.
 
1990s
Amy Grant's, "Baby, Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, it was a nipple tugger
Original Lyrics:
Baby, Baby, no muscle man could sever
Cast of 'The Sound Of Music''s, "So Long, Farewell"
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, farewell!
Oh, why are we insane?
Original Lyrics:
So long, farewell,
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen!
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And know all the dirty words
Original Lyrics:
I know, I know, a dirty word.
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the lights out this is dangerous
here we are now, entertainers!
Original Lyrics:
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
here we are now, entertain us!
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with the windows
Original Lyrics:
Any way the wind blows
Rage Against The Machine's, "Killing In The Name Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimmie, Gimmie Gameboy!
Original Lyrics:
Killing In The Name OF
Seal's, "Kiss From A Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
To me you're something that a dictionary can't define
Original Lyrics:
To me you're a growing addiction I cant deny
Sixpence None The Richer's, "There She Goes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jersey Cows
Original Lyrics:
There she goes.
 
2000s
Chevelle's, "Send The Pain Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
Highlight, I've been hurt.
Original Lyrics:
I liked, having hurt.
Chevelle's, "Send The Pain Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't feel my trust anymore, drop down
Original Lyrics:
I can't feel my chest, need more, drop down
Chris Tomlin's, "Wonderful Maker"
Misheard Lyrics:
How majestic your whiskers
How humble your love.
Original Lyrics:
How majestic your whispers
How humble your love.
Finger Eleven's, "Lost My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bound to underwear
All of your c*** is going.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bound to wonder where
All of your glitter's going.
Five For Fighting's, "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm more than a man, not celery- cheese.
Original Lyrics:
I'm more than a man in a silly red sheet.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a cross hair
Original Lyrics:
I'm just across here
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair
Original Lyrics:
I'm just across here
HIM's, "Soul On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Venom of the girls we rape
Original Lyrics:
The venom of the cross we bear
HIM's, "Venus (In Our Blood)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her savior was never on a cross pierced with mayonnaise.
Original Lyrics:
Her savior was never on a cross pierced with nails.
Janet Jackson's, "Luv"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stopped at the red light, Cuz.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm like a deer caught in headlights, ugh.
Kanye West's, "Good Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm-a be on MTV, Mama.
Original Lyrics:
I'm-a be on tha TV, Mama.
Liz Phair's, "Why Can't I?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're havin' fun yet, but my head's spinning
Original Lyrics:
We haven't f***** yet, but my head's spinning
Planet Funk's, "Stop Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Champagne smile and a cavalry charge, purple lips and a Burberry cap
Original Lyrics:
Champagne smile and a camera flash, bubblegum lips in a bubblegum bath
T.a.t.u.'s, "Malchik Gey"
Misheard Lyrics:
My chick's gay,
My chick's gay
Original Lyrics:
Malchik gay,
malchik gay
The Streets', "Dry Your Eyes Mate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to arouse me
Original Lyrics:
Dry your eyes mate
Tori Amos', "Taxi Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want crap as you're invading.
Original Lyrics:
'We are one' crap as you're invading.
White Stripes', "Icky Thump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh well, what a chump, on my head
Got a bum when I hit it on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
Her hair, what a chump
Well, my head got a bump
When I hit it on the radio.
 
christian
Kutless', "Better Is One Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better is one day on your porch.
Original Lyrics:
Better is one day in you courts.
 
misc
Traditional's, "The Muffin Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives on Cherry Lane?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives in Drury Lane?
 
xmas
Roger Whittaker's, "O Tannenbaum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nine out of ten are Venice nights.
Original Lyrics:
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.
Traditional's, "Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a partridge dinner pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree.

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